Crap Jokes

[Qantaga]

Newsflash : The BNP have just donated 6000 crocdiles to the Pakistan flood appeal.

Aid workers helping the victims of the floods say the stench in Pakistan is almost un-bearable....and it's going to get worse now there's dead bodies lying around!

[Reaper]

Iranian News: Adulterous woman sentenced to be lashed and stoned.

**** Amsterdam for a stag do, Tehran now appears to be the party capital of the world!

[greenbloodred]

Just ordered a new Porsche & mentioned it on my Facebook page, I said "I can't wait for the new 911" & now 4000 muslims have added me as a friend!

[Subby]

shamelessly stolen, thanks for that

...bet I get hate mail now....

[paulg]

How do you stop a dog humping your leg?

Suck its' cock.

[lfcchris]

A woman died of Diarrhoea today after having anal sex with 6 men in a vintage car. Police say it was a Pretty ****ty Gang Bang.

[doogle]

George Michael is settling in well with his new bald jail mate, so well infact he's penned a new song call 'hairless fister'

[Johnny H]

After being bummed senseless on each of his first three nights in jail, George Michael has today appealed against his sentence. He has asked for an extra 5 years.

[Chrono]

[Chrono]

[Subby]

really shouldn't laugh but...





















I must be bad...

[the rev leeroy brown]

[MrsB]

Christ on toast.

[Shanks]

Christ on toast.

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[Kenneth]