Crap Jokes

[ronanm]

A bloke walks into WH Smith and asks "Do you have that nerw self help book for men with small cocks?"

Girl at the counter replies "I don't think it's in yet"

"Yeah that's the one"

Nice one

[Kenneth]

My ****ing neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am this morning, can you believe that 2.30am?





Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums............

A bloke walks into WH Smith and asks "Do you have that nerw self help book for men with small cocks?"

Girl at the counter replies "I don't think it's in yet"

"Yeah that's the one"

[Shaggy]

A bloke walks into WH Smith and asks "Do you have that nerw self help book for men with small cocks?"

Girl at the counter replies "I don't think it's in yet"

"Yeah that's the one"

[Stanbull]

There's just something spcial about an epileptic girls clitoris

I just can't put my finger on it!

[Stanbull]

I was sitting on the train this morning opposite this really sexy Thai bird

I thought to my self "Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection"

but she did!!

[Subby]

fellow sickpedia viewer too eh

[Subby]

You know you're a bit a of a stud when the the girl you're raping comes before you do

[Subby]

SKY NEWS: Kidnapped baby finds family after 23 years...

A 23 year old baby? **** me it's Benjamin Button



What do you call a one legged sikh...?

Balan Singh




I hate getting older. Do you remember when sweets were cheap ?

I went to the shop and asked for some penny chews. The girl behind the counter looked at me in disgust like i was some kind of predatory paedophile.
So i raped the bitch.

[Subby]

In between walking 30 miles a day for water, building their houses out of **** and tin and being in pain from malnutrition... When exactly do the Africans have time to have sex and produce all these kids?

[Drago]

You know you're a bit a of a stud when the the girl you're raping comes before you do

[Kenneth]

I don't understand rich people. They go out killing pheasants and foxes with rifles and people clap and cheer.

I killed a horse, which is ten times the size of a pheasant, and people just cried.

And, I didn't even have a gun, I had to make do with a hammer.

[wiw]

That actually made me lol

[wiw]

Hahahahaha

[Drago]

I like to recreate Hungry Hippos by going to Weight Watchers and rolling Maltesers across the floor.

[RedReet]

Took a dyslexic bird home last night, and she ended up cooking my sock!