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    Our records indicate that you were once bummed by Jimmy Saville and could be entitled to £2147 in compensation. Just reply "How's about that then" to register or to opt out just text "Stop Jimmy Stop". Register before the end of the month and get a free "Lawyers 4 U fixed it for me medal.

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      Originally posted by Subby View Post
      Owned!

      Still playing MW2 on teh xbox are you
      Yes Subby, prefer it to MW3 at the moment plus I prestiged on that I finding it too hard (annoying)




      Keep this quiet
      if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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        Originally posted by JohnOK View Post
        The proof that us English are smarter than Americans.

        The greatest minds in America securely encrypt the Pentagons computers.

        Our spastics crack them.






        Football without Origi is nothing

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          Rolf Harris was in Tesco last week when a sweet little old dear asked him .."are you the bloke from the 70's who did two little boys...?"

          "No" he replied ...."that was Jimmy Saville"
          'and boy could he play!.

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            Er:

            Last edited by dom9; 23-10-12, 04:37 PM.
            Oh I don't know.

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              Why isn't the youtube embedding?
              Oh I don't know.

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                httpS:// ?

                Edit: No that isnt it
                Football without Origi is nothing

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                  John Terry tried to put the racism trial behind him by taking his family to the zoo.

                  "Come here, kids," he said, pointing through the glass. "Look at that monkey! Ooh ooh ooh!"

                  The whole family laughed, before Terry pulled his wallet out and said, "Sorry, mate. Two adults and two children, please."

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                    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGuSqSSmyy0"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGuSqSSmyy0[/ame]
                    Glass Half Full

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                      A bloke who works with the Mrs lent me two Kunt and the Gang cds. Some of it is ****ing funny, Paul Stephenson's Party springs straight to mind

                      Can't find it on the net anywhere

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                        Kunt and the gang is funny as ****.
                        Oh I don't know.

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                          Originally posted by Norbert Dentressangle View Post
                          A bloke who works with the Mrs lent me two Kunt and the Gang cds. Some of it is ****ing funny, Paul Stephenson's Party springs straight to mind

                          Can't find it on the net anywhere
                          google mate;
                          removing all the weak links makes us stronger

                          too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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                            ****sticks & Perverts on the Internet are proper funny.

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                              South Yorkshire Police investigating last Fridays incident at Hillsborough say that Chris Kirkland was drunk and had entered the stadium without a ticket

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                                Audly Harrison has delayed his retirement, he wants to fight Chris Kirkland.
                                Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                                Those that killed her, were following the law.

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