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My wife was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder
And just my luck
None of them like sucking cock.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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Cameron has sent a letter to Thatcher's house. It starts "I regret to inform you that due to recent events you now have too many bedrooms!Comment
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Poor/Bad Taste Jokes
I've just seen the plans for Margaret Thatcher's grave...
Its beautiful - but I think they should have made the dance floor bigger.removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.Comment
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Theres a thread with this exact title already Baity.Oh I don't know.Comment
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Don't blame Baitman, it was the result of poor modding. Probably can't be bothered to do it properly of course..
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.Comment
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ah.Oh I don't know.Comment
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Oh look, they got there in the end. :wo and ot:.
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.Comment
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(I'd love to nuke this whole thread though.)Comment
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Move along MrsB, nothing to see here.Originally posted by MrsB View Post
(I'd love to nuke this whole thread though.)Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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I asked the 16 year old bagging my groceries why he pierced his tongue, .....
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he said "tho I cah expreth mythelf."'and boy could he play!.Comment
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Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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A big fat girl just served me in maccys
" sorry about the wait " she said
" Don't worry love, it must be hard with all them chips and burgers around you all day "
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if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland
he looks down and see's a farmer in the field below
" Where am I " he shouts down
the farmer replies " you can't fool me, you're up there in that basket "
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Fella driving along the motorway in his Rolls Royce when he spots a family on the verge on their hand and knees eating the grass
The man is horrified so he pulls over onto the hard shoulder
" what on earth are you doing " asks the man
" sir, my family are starving, we have not eaten for days "
" thats terrible, you're coming home with me "
" thank you kind sir, is it ok if my elderly mother and father come too, they are sheltering behind the hedges "
" of course they can "
" many thanks sir, and I have two cousins behind the trees, can they come along too ? "
" now hang on there, just how big to you think my fukin lawn is !! "
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