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El Pistolero
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#2026
09-05-13, 03:24 PM
FFS Tufty.
"Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball."
Bob Paisley
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Kenneth
Pond Scum
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#2027
09-05-13, 03:41 PM
Unbelievably ****.
Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom-
2 years
1year
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tufty
Fagan
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#2028
09-05-13, 03:47 PM
I aim to please
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if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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#2029
09-05-13, 03:57 PM
I liked it so much I nicked it
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Jaymo
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#2030
09-05-13, 07:09 PM
Although hes scored 25 goals for Manchester United this season so far, Robin van Persie is only 5th in the list of Manchester's most dangers attackers behind Ken Barlow, Kevin Webster, Stuart Hall and Fred Talbot.
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baitman
Dad's Cabs
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#2031
09-05-13, 09:41 PM
and nicked
removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.
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Angryred
Shankly
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#2032
14-05-13, 01:22 AM
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All Ken Barlow did was take a 15year old Escort to Kevin Webster's garage for a touch up...
That wouldn't have been possible as Kevin had his hands full with a 10 year old Starlet!
Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!
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Fagan
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#2033
15-05-13, 10:56 AM
Following her double mastectomy, Angelina Jolie is to undergo a hysterectomy to further reduce her risk of developing health problems in the future
the doctor performing the op will be known as Womb Raider
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baitman
Dad's Cabs
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#2034
15-05-13, 02:15 PM
removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.
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Kloppster
Benitez
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#2035
16-05-13, 09:13 AM
Terry's up to get the trophy I see. That's the quickest he's got his kit on since he heard Wayne Bridge's key in the lock."
'and boy could he play!.
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Benitez
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#2036
06-06-13, 04:24 PM
Dear Microsoft:
If you had called your search engine Bang instead of Bing, you'd have destroyed Google.
What would you rather say? "I just Googled Shania Twain" or "I just Banged Shania Twain".
'and boy could he play!.
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Kloppster
Benitez
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#2037
06-06-13, 07:55 PM
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
'and boy could he play!.
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Fagan
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#2038
06-06-13, 08:33 PM
yep, I had to go back and read it again
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Scratch
If you fail once....
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#2039
06-06-13, 08:46 PM
I had to read it twice, and even then I missed it!
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#2040
06-06-13, 08:53 PM
Haha as did I
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