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    FFS Tufty.
    "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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      Unbelievably ****.
      Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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        I aim to please




        Keep this quiet
        if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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          I liked it so much I nicked it

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            Although hes scored 25 goals for Manchester United this season so far, Robin van Persie is only 5th in the list of Manchester's most dangers attackers behind Ken Barlow, Kevin Webster, Stuart Hall and Fred Talbot.

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              and nicked
              removing all the weak links makes us stronger

              too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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                Originally posted by Boogar View Post
                All Ken Barlow did was take a 15year old Escort to Kevin Webster's garage for a touch up...
                That wouldn't have been possible as Kevin had his hands full with a 10 year old Starlet!
                Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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                  Following her double mastectomy, Angelina Jolie is to undergo a hysterectomy to further reduce her risk of developing health problems in the future

                  the doctor performing the op will be known as Womb Raider



                  Keep this quiet
                  if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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                    removing all the weak links makes us stronger

                    too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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                      Terry's up to get the trophy I see. That's the quickest he's got his kit on since he heard Wayne Bridge's key in the lock."
                      'and boy could he play!.

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                        Dear Microsoft:

                        If you had called your search engine Bang instead of Bing, you'd have destroyed Google.

                        What would you rather say? "I just Googled Shania Twain" or "I just Banged Shania Twain".
                        'and boy could he play!.

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                          Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
                          'and boy could he play!.

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                            yep, I had to go back and read it again



                            Keep this quiet
                            if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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                              I had to read it twice, and even then I missed it!

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                                Haha as did I

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