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    #1

    Pick up lines - best and worse

    So, what are they?

    - You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

    - Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

    - Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
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    #2
    "you dont sweat much for a fat lass"
    in january we were doomed.

    in august we will rise from the ashes of ****e and march on again

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      #3
      Originally posted by Red Matt View Post
      "you dont sweat much for a fat lass"
      good one

      Do you live on a chicken farm? You sure know how to raise cocks.

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        #4
        will i buy you a club orange or will we go straight outside for the kill??
        "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

        "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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          #5
          have you got a mirror in ya knickers ?

          cos i can see meself in them later

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            #6
            If I bought you a dress, would there be anything in it for me?
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            Pen-pushing, desk-sucking, blotter-jotter

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              #7
              I may not be the best looking here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

              -- or --

              Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

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                #8
                does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
                Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by badpiggy View Post
                  does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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                    #10
                    Get your crash helmet on, you're going through the headboard.

                    I really fancy your mate (Gold)

                    Originally posted by Gordon Brown
                    (1995)
                    "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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                      #11
                      Aussie chat up line

                      " Brace yerself Shiela !! "



                      Keep this quiet
                      if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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                        #12
                        Hmmmm, not bad

                        I'm not talking about the pick up lines

                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aitlly4s570

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                          #13
                          Funny show this, remember I used to watch it every afternoon "back in the days"

                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH4BJ...eature=related

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                            #14
                            your eyes are the same colour as my porshe
                            "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

                            "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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                              #15
                              This one had me laughing out loud

                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tXtc...eature=related

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