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    #16
    Originally posted by zimbo View Post
    Actually, if I recall correctly Slater was quite a big boxing fan. Perhaps he was out to get some kind of revenge. This story gets worse by the minute.
    But supposedly he didn't actually do it. He's been set up, it must be a conspiracy.

    Maybe Witherspoon found out about the new World Government, they bumped her off and Slater is the patsy.

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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



    May the Lord bless this post.

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      #17
      Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
      But supposedly he didn't actually do it. He's been set up, it must be a conspiracy.

      Maybe Witherspoon found out about the new World Government, they bumped her off and Slater is the patsy.

      [waits for Nicey to enter the thread]

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        #18
        Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
        But supposedly he didn't actually do it. He's been set up, it must be a conspiracy.

        Maybe Witherspoon found out about the new World Government, they bumped her off and Slater is the patsy.

        Apparently if you follow the rabbit-hole all the way down, it comes out in Iceland, where Gordon Brown and David Icke are busy arm-wrestling with our robot-martian overlords whilst spitting at Witherspoon's still-warm corpse. Or something.
        Screaming from beneath the waves...

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          #19
          Just told it at afternoon coffee, brought the house down.

          ...
          Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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            #20


            Reece Witherspoon?

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              #21
              You've just killed this thread, Reecey.
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              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                #22
                I thought she was a blonde?
                "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                  #23
                  Legally, yes.
                  Last edited by Neil Young; 24-10-08, 04:10 PM.
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                  Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                    #24
                    Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                    Legally, yes.
                    ...
                    Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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                      #25
                      Another one: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7690462.stm

                      Is this all a part of some greater "pattern"?

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by Reece View Post


                        Reece Witherspoon?
                        And you can see the murderers reflection too....

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by pablo1981 View Post
                          Sad news. I would have happily given her one. My condolences go out to her family :candle:
                          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                            #28
                            On a similar theme...

                            Ken Dodd died

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by Fan65 View Post
                              On a similar theme...

                              Ken Dodd died
                              ..and...
                              "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by looprevil View Post
                                ..and...
                                No no no...

                                you're supposed to say "Did He ? "

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