Joke to tell in the bar tonight...

[Bob]

Did anyone hear about that actress that was murdered today by Christian Slater...? Yeah, her name was Reece, Reece, oh what's her name...?

You'll have everyone's attention and some clever ******* will say, "Witherspoon?"

To which you reply, "no, with a knife."

[Tee]

Did anyone hear about that actress that was murdered today by Christian Slater...? Yeah, her name was Reece, Reece, oh what's her name...?

You'll have everyone's attention and some clever ******* will say, "Witherspoon?"

To which you reply, "no, with a knife."

Never heard of Reece Witherknife.

[PTP]

Never heard of Reece Witherknife.

[zimbo]

I quite like Christian Slater. Couldn't you make it Jude Law or someone instead? I'm not as keen on him.

[Bob]

Never heard of Reece Witherknife.

Yip better, just say she killed herself and **** off the Christian Slater bit.

[Tee]

Yip better, just say she killed herself and **** off the Christian Slater bit.

err, ok Bob.

[Neil Young]

Yip better, just say she killed herself and **** off the Christian Slater bit.

Either way it's tragic. She was only 32.

[Elvoz]

the al fellas remenber it about the boxer tim witherspoon

[Bob]

the al fellas remenber it about the boxer tim witherspoon

No. With her knife.

[tommyg]

wait she died? :O

[Bob]

wait she died? :O

Nope - it's a joke.

[tommyg]

Nope - it's a joke.

thought so lol, even googled it just to check lol

[zimbo]

the al fellas remenber it about the boxer tim witherspoon

No. With her knife.

Actually, if I recall correctly Slater was quite a big boxing fan. Perhaps he was out to get some kind of revenge. This story gets worse by the minute.

[Pablo]

Sad news. I would have happily given her one. My condolences go out to her family :candle:

[Tee]

Sad news. I would have happily given her one. My condolences go out to her family :candle:

TTINGWP