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  • Neil Young
    Prosecco Socialist
    • Aug 2006
    • 62564
    #16
    Originally posted by zimbo
    Actually, if I recall correctly Slater was quite a big boxing fan. Perhaps he was out to get some kind of revenge. This story gets worse by the minute.
    But supposedly he didn't actually do it. He's been set up, it must be a conspiracy.

    Maybe Witherspoon found out about the new World Government, they bumped her off and Slater is the patsy.

    .
    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



    May the Lord bless this post.

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      • Pablo
        Anti-Antipodeanite
        • May 2007
        • 25808
        #17
        Originally posted by Neil Young
        But supposedly he didn't actually do it. He's been set up, it must be a conspiracy.

        Maybe Witherspoon found out about the new World Government, they bumped her off and Slater is the patsy.

        [waits for Nicey to enter the thread]

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          • zimbo
            Dalglish
            • Jul 2006
            • 2834
            #18
            Originally posted by Neil Young
            But supposedly he didn't actually do it. He's been set up, it must be a conspiracy.

            Maybe Witherspoon found out about the new World Government, they bumped her off and Slater is the patsy.

            Apparently if you follow the rabbit-hole all the way down, it comes out in Iceland, where Gordon Brown and David Icke are busy arm-wrestling with our robot-martian overlords whilst spitting at Witherspoon's still-warm corpse. Or something.
            Screaming from beneath the waves...

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              • Bob
                Paul Burrell
                • Jul 2006
                • 12122
                #19
                Just told it at afternoon coffee, brought the house down.

                ...
                Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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                  • Reece
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 77604
                    #20


                    Reece Witherspoon?

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                      • Neil Young
                        Prosecco Socialist
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 62564
                        #21
                        You've just killed this thread, Reecey.
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                        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                        May the Lord bless this post.

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                          • Tee
                            El Pistolero
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 35788
                            #22
                            I thought she was a blonde?
                            "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                              • Neil Young
                                Prosecco Socialist
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 62564
                                #23
                                Legally, yes.
                                Last edited by Neil Young; 24-10-08, 03:10 PM.
                                .
                                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                                May the Lord bless this post.

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                                  • Bob
                                    Paul Burrell
                                    • Jul 2006
                                    • 12122
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by Neil Young
                                    Legally, yes.
                                    ...
                                    Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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                                      • Pablo
                                        Anti-Antipodeanite
                                        • May 2007
                                        • 25808
                                        #25
                                        Another one: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7690462.stm

                                        Is this all a part of some greater "pattern"?

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                                          • Vermilion
                                            Shooterista
                                            • Dec 2007
                                            • 32026
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by Reece


                                            Reece Witherspoon?
                                            And you can see the murderers reflection too....

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                                              • Shaggy
                                                Unidentified Rascal
                                                • Jul 2006
                                                • 135533
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by pablo1981
                                                Sad news. I would have happily given her one. My condolences go out to her family :candle:
                                                Thanks very much for being

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                                                  • Fan65
                                                    Fagan
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 1440
                                                    #28
                                                    On a similar theme...

                                                    Ken Dodd died

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                                                      • Tee
                                                        El Pistolero
                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                        • 35788
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by Fan65
                                                        On a similar theme...

                                                        Ken Dodd died
                                                        ..and...
                                                        "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                                                          • Fan65
                                                            Fagan
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 1440
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by looprevil
                                                            ..and...
                                                            No no no...

                                                            you're supposed to say "Did He ? "

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