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    Al quaeda have hidden bombs in tins of alphabetti spaghetti. If they go off it could spell disaster.
    George Gillett is a and Tom Hicks is a

    #2
    Look down the page two threads.

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      #3
      Originally posted by sniffer View Post
      Al quaeda have hidden bombs in tins of alphabetti spaghetti. If they go off it could spell disaster.
      lazy and shoddy

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        #4
        Originally posted by elvoz View Post
        lazy and shoddy
        Yes I agree. The fact that there are two identical jokes on here but both have spelt Al Qaeda incorrectly is lazy and shoddy. Its understandable once but a second time
        A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.

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          #5
          Originally posted by rowanad View Post
          Yes I agree. The fact that there are two identical jokes on here but both have spelt Al Qaeda incorrectly is lazy and shoddy. Its understandable once but a second time
          There is no single, universally accepted spelling of the name in the Roman alphabet; whatever one you use is only ever going to be an approximation of the Arabic original.

          Sorry to go badly off-topic.
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          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



          May the Lord bless this post.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
            There is no single, universally accepted spelling of the name in the Roman alphabet; whatever one you use is only ever going to be an approximation of the Arabic original.

            Sorry to go badly off-topic.
            I accept that. However the three generally accepted translations I have seen are Al Qaeda, al-Qaida and al-Qa'ida. I appreciate that both posters could have been using non traditional interpretations, potentially acceptable translations using the above reasoning, I just doubt it and think that a Chaucarian phonetic interpretation was more likely. If thats the case then I stand by my original assertion!
            A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.

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              #7
              What is Chaucerian phonetic interpretation?
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              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



              May the Lord bless this post.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                What is Chaucerian phonetic interpretation?
                I was force fed Chaucer as I child and now associate any phonetic interpretations with The Wife of Bath. I can't believe I've still got the scars after all these years but what can you do?
                A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by rowanad View Post
                  I was force fed Chaucer as I child and now associate any phonetic interpretations with The Wife of Bath. I can't believe I've still got the scars after all these years but what can you do?


                  Wow, that's unusual I'd have thought. Whatever, I like the way we're contradicting the thread title.
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                  Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                  May the Lord bless this post.

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                    #10
                    Al kuydah have put a bomb in scrabble. It could spell jidsgekf, or even disaster.

                    "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by looprevil View Post
                      Al kuydah have put a bomb in scrabble. It could spell jidsgekf, or even disaster.

                      Double joke FAIL

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Reggie View Post
                        Double joke FAIL
                        Ahaaaa!!!.. it speaks!!
                        "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                          #13
                          Bollocks!

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Derek (Wirral) View Post
                            Bollocks!
                            welcome roger mellie
                            Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by badpiggy View Post
                              welcome roger mellie

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