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    Drawing of a spider



    Originally posted by fah-q
    Didn't someone once see Philip Schofield ****ting into a crisp packet?

    #2
    t'was a funny read

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      #3
      Totally hilarious!

      Absolutely pissing myself
      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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        #4
        haha class - any more????!!!!!
        i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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          #5
          Anyone got a link to a similar one were the guy emailed in sick but Facebook profile totally dropped him in it?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Shanks007 View Post
            Anyone got a link to a similar one were the guy emailed in sick but Facebook profile totally dropped him in it?


            Seen the spider a few weeks ago.
            ...
            Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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              #7




              This was the other one though.



              Hi Kyle,
              Please provide a medical certificate stating a valid reason for your sick leave on Thursday 21st 2008.
              Thank You

              ——-
              From Kyle Doyle:
              Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:38 a.m.
              To: Niresh Regmi
              Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

              N,

              1 day leave absences do not require a medical certificate as stated in my contract, provided I have stated that I am on leave for medical reasons.

              ——
              From N:
              Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:39 a.m.
              To: Kyle Doyle
              Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

              Hi Kyle,
              Usually that is the case, as per your contract. However please note that leave during these occasions is only granted for genuine medical reasons. You line manager has determined that your leave was not due to medical reasons and as such we cannot grant leave on this occasion.

              ——
              From Kyle Doyle:
              Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:43 a.m.
              To: N
              Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

              Hi N,
              My leave was due to medical reasons, so you cannot deny leave based on a line manager’s discretion, with no proof, please process leave as requested.
              Thanks

              ——
              From N:
              Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:50 a.m.
              To: Kyle Doyle
              Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

              Hi Kyle,
              I believe the proof that you are after is below


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                #8
                Originally posted by Shanks007 View Post



                This was the other one though.



                Hi Kyle,
                Please provide a medical certificate stating a valid reason for your sick leave on Thursday 21st 2008.
                Thank You

                ——-
                From Kyle Doyle:
                Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:38 a.m.
                To: Niresh Regmi
                Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

                N,

                1 day leave absences do not require a medical certificate as stated in my contract, provided I have stated that I am on leave for medical reasons.

                ——
                From N:
                Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:39 a.m.
                To: Kyle Doyle
                Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

                Hi Kyle,
                Usually that is the case, as per your contract. However please note that leave during these occasions is only granted for genuine medical reasons. You line manager has determined that your leave was not due to medical reasons and as such we cannot grant leave on this occasion.

                ——
                From Kyle Doyle:
                Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:43 a.m.
                To: N
                Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

                Hi N,
                My leave was due to medical reasons, so you cannot deny leave based on a line manager’s discretion, with no proof, please process leave as requested.
                Thanks

                ——
                From N:
                Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:50 a.m.
                To: Kyle Doyle
                Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

                Hi Kyle,
                I believe the proof that you are after is below


                Originally posted by Gordon Brown
                (1995)
                "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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                  #9
                  Superb!
                  "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                    #10
                    ha ha ha im going to delete my facebook account now.
                    RAFA

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                      #11
                      Man Submits Drawing Of Spider Instead Of Payment For Overdue Account

                      Ronseal.

                      This is absolute genius!!

                      I saw a dead fish on the pavement and thought "what did you expect?"
                      There's no water round here stupid, should have stayed where it was wet

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                        #12


                        Originally posted by fah-q
                        Didn't someone once see Philip Schofield ****ting into a crisp packet?

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                          #13
                          One of my favourite ever things on the internets.
                          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                            One of my favourite ever things on the internets.
                            Mine too, its ****ing brilliant. I really hope that actually happened.
                            https://www.needlesandgrooves.com/

                            https://twitter.com/NeedlesNGrooves

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                              #15
                              That is epic!!!!!!

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