Yo mamma.......

[kingfunk]

Remember these old goodies?!!

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing.

Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

[Shanks]

Yo Mama so fat she went to the cinema and sat next to everyone.

Yo Mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.

[rafiagra]

Yo mama so fat her belt size is 'equator'

[Tee]

One I stole from the show...

Yo mama so old she babysit Yoda

[Carras_Shin_Pads]

Yo mama so fat that she has to tie her belt to a boomerang

[Tee]

Yo mama so fat that she has to tie her belt to a boomerang

Shouldn't that be tie her belt using a boomerang?

[Carras_Shin_Pads]

Shouldn't that be tie her belt using a boomerang?

Well if you're being picky she'd have to originally tie the belt to the boomerang.

[Tee]

Well if you're being picky she'd have to originally tie the belt to the boomerang.

[Neil Young]

These are nothing more than Bernard Manning jokes.

[lickedlollipop]

One I stole from the show...

Yo mama so old she babysit Yoda

I stole this

Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.

[lickedlollipop]

Yo momma is so fat, she has pictures of food in her wallet

[Tee]

Yo momma is so fat, she has pictures of food in her wallet

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

[lickedlollipop]

Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama is so stupid that she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.

Yo mama is so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama is so fat that she’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American.

[Tee]

Yo mama is so ugly, when she puts lipstick on, she looks like a hamburger

Yo mama is so fat when god said let their be light yo mama moved over.

Yo mamma so fat and scary, godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.

[Tee]

Yo momma's so poor she cant even pay attention.