I didn't realise this forum has so many people still at school on it 
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Yo mommma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued.
"Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob PaisleyComment
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Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama is so fat that we're in her right now!
Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code!
Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Yo mama is so stupid that she stole free bread.
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Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs
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Yo mama is so stupid that she locked her keys inside a motorcycle.
I haven't seen this anywhere, I hope so, because I made it up (
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Yo mama is so stupid that she talks to battery low on the phone!Comment
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Your momma so fat... she got baptised at sea world.
Your momma so stupid she sits on the t.v and watches the couch.
Your momma so hairy she looks like she got two hippies in a headlock.“…Slip like Freudian, your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion.”Comment
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That's just silly. Sea World is not recognised as an official part of the Church and therefore couldn't do baptisms.Originally posted by squaddie View PostComment
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Originally posted by Reece View Post Cos the rest of this thread is so serious.
Surely all you need is a priest and some water to be baptised? Dont people get baptised in rivers/paddling pools (and shamu's tank) all the time?“…Slip like Freudian, your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion.”Comment
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I genuinely have no idea, or interest
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“…Slip like Freudian, your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion.”Comment
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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mindi own everton fans on the internet....that's what i doComment
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Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow."Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob PaisleyComment
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Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the pool.. and the pool jumped out.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window.. and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so tall, when she does back-flips she kicks Jesus in the chin.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can see the future!Comment
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Is it because your momma is fat?Originally posted by Reece View PostI didn't realise this forum has so many people still at school on it
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