You Park Like A ****

[Lee]

http://youparklikeacunt.com/

****ing rubbish parking by a massive cunt. Nothing else we can add to that.



These cunts shouldn’t be allowed to drive cars. They’re clearly inaccurate, uncoordinated and a danger to others. The sooner we get our stickers produced, the better. It’ll at least make your visit to the average car park a little more enjoyable…



Being a thick cunt with a tiny penis doens’t count as being disabled, by the way, cunt-shops.



Slack cunt parking in small cars really is the end. Surely there’s no reason why this sort of thing should occur. We’re just going to leave it like that because it’s hard to type with our head in our hands.

[Fivex]

“Not only is this not somewhere to park but look how the dildo did ”park”. This was in Hertford and I walked past this expecting someone to be inside. There wasn’t and to top it off it stayed that way for around 20 minutes! PLANK!”

Big white wankmobile parking like a cunt. We’re not surprised. Cracking picture.

[Kenneth]

You park like a cunt because you are a cunt

[Stanbull]

Proper cunt

[Tee]

We probably contributed financially for that monstrosity.

[Shanks]

You park like a cunt because you are a cunt

How does a parking ticket seriously affect these people?

J. Corden is driving a top end Jag FFS..

What's the problem?

[Fosterbloke]

If I was on that kind of money I'd just put aside a fines fund and use it to get away with parking where the hell I like!

[Kenneth]

I can honestly say I wouldn't.

[Lee]

If I was on that kind of money I'd just put aside a fines fund and use it to get away with parking where the hell I like!

And you'd be a cunt for doing so.

[Reece]

I'd like to know Larry David's opinion on all this.

[badpiggy]

Is it true that Corden is a massive cunt in real life?

[Lee]

He looks like one. I think he's a prick.

[Fosterbloke]

And you'd be a cunt for doing so.

Yuuuup!

I'd drive a cunt car like Stephen Ireland too.

[Reece]

Is it true that Corden is a massive cunt in real life?

Well he's a massive cunt in non-real life so....

[Suarez]

I know a few people who purposely park over the line so that cars parking next to them don't open their door and hit their car...i.e they take up 2 spaces with half a parking space either side. ******s.