Kate caught topless

[Lee]

Valance.

Oi, given your current hangovers I reckon a six year old could drink you under the table. Lightweight.

[Gibbo]

If i was Kate Middleton I would get a German tank tattooed on each tit

No chance of the French shooting them then.

[Gibbo]

Valance.

Oi, given your current hangovers I reckon a six year old could drink you under the table. Lightweight.

Piss off I only had one proper bad one.

I'm an alright drinker me, get pissed easily but my limit from drunk to too drunk is quite large.

[Lee]

Piss off I only had one proper bad one.

I'm an alright drinker me, get pissed easily but my limit from drunk to too drunk is quite large.

"i only had a cupple sir"

Silly Gibbo

[Kenneth]

So, are we excited about the forthcoming 'more intimate' pics due to be published this week? Is Kate blowing William something we're keen to see?

[Buzzo]

http://egotastic.com/photos/kate-mid...ess-closer-06/

It's ****ing disgraceful how in the days of Mega MP smart phones and what have you, we get a couple of ****ty grainy shots that look like they were taken on an old Motorola Razr.

[Gibbo]

Makes you think though, if some pervy frenchman can get close enough to take pictures im sure of someone wanted to kill them they couldve managed it

[Buzzo]

Makes you think though, if some pervy frenchman can get close enough to take pictures im sure of someone wanted to kill them they couldve managed it

WTF.

Seeing her tits didn't make me think about someone wanting to do this to her at all.

Do you cry whilst you masturbate?

[Gibbo]

Well no, obviously not, I wasn't cock in hand when I thought it I was having the conservation with my old man.

I'm just saying you'd think our royals would be more protected.

[baitman]

those pics were taken from a long way away.
i saw something on tv showing the actual villa where they stayed, a shot of the pool area and terrace, and a small retaining wall. this then looked out across a large valley, and about a mile away [guesstimate], to the right, was a large hill on about the same level as the villa.
the gutter paps must have been plotted up on the hill.

[Buzzo]

Well no, obviously not, I wasn't cock in hand when I thought it I was having the conservation with my old man.

I'm just saying you'd think our royals would be more protected.

Yeah, I can't imagine they thought they were in any danger to have been 'cavorting' in such a fashion.

I do suspect they may well suffer the 'Streisand' effect due to their reaction.

[EwarWoo]

those pics were taken from a long way away.
i saw something on tv showing the actual villa where they stayed, a shot of the pool area and terrace, and a small retaining wall. this then looked out across a large valley, and about a mile away [guesstimate], to the right, was a large hill on about the same level as the villa.
the gutter paps must have been plotted up on the hill.

Doable

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sniper_rifle#Maximum_effective_range

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_recorded_sniper_kills

[Nicey]

This thread is making us all look like a bunch of ******s

[Kenneth]

More of the same:

http://egotastic.com/photos/kate-mid...i-magazine-01/

[baitman]

More of the same:

http://egotastic.com/photos/kate-mid...i-magazine-01/

i quite like the rear view of the next queen scratching her skinny little arse