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    Shopping at Asda

    A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Asda in Glasgow
    with her two kids in tow,
    screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda

    Nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"

    The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:

    "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the Younger one,
    she's 7.

    Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you think they look
    alike, ya dickead?"

    "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
    would
    sh*g you twice!"

    2007 Est1892 'Challenge Lawro' Champion

    I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

    #2
    FLMAO

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      #3
      I live with Steptoe.

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        #4
        lol
        Officially shorter than Rocket... and that's the TRUTH

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          #5
          FLMAO

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