A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Asda in Glasgow
with her two kids in tow,
screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda
Nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the Younger one,
she's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you think they look
alike, ya dickead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would
sh*g you twice!"
with her two kids in tow,
screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda
Nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the Younger one,
she's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you think they look
alike, ya dickead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would
sh*g you twice!"
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