Keegan Takes Over @...............

[pezzzer]

As my writings have saying already, this man is broken. Here is the moment he was broked. Look at him. Forgetting he is having silly head telephones attached to head. Almost cry cry.

UAERed i take it from your quaint grasp of the english language and i'm guessing UAE stands for united arab emirates, you culdnt tell your friends at D.I.C to ups hurry and make purchase of magnificent lverpool footy from the mispromising americans.
theres a good chap, oh and welcome my friend

[BobTheCharmer]

whats everyones problem? Having KIeegan back in the premiership brings some much needed charisma. so what if he fails its not our club. he still managed to take them closer to a title than we have been for 17 years (although we've finished 2nd a couple of times we never looked like winning it) whereas newcastle did that season.

As an ex red and a bloody good one I hope he suceeds for him.

[thesilverfoxlfc]

As my writings have saying already, this man is broken. Here is the moment he was broked. Look at him. Forgetting he is having silly head telephones attached to head. Almost cry cry.

I'm not quite in belief with this situation. New to this maybe, but I can see this is old broken man brought into club for no good reason. I see fat men on news with half clothes missing, dancing a happy dance. Why no one tell them, their new man win nothing in tiptop level footer?

Making no sense to me. Sense to any of you yes no?

Best new windup member ever

You make me fun happy

[DeeGame]

bye bye michael

[Maestro]

Update from my Geordie mate… he went out last night and bought a bottle of champagne, brought it home and made his Austrian wife and his 2 kids put on their Toon shirts as they sat round "as a family" celebrating the good news with the bubbly (not the kids obviously!)

[Revo]

Update from my Geordie mate… he went out last night and bought a bottle of champagne, brought it home and made his Austrian wife and his 2 kids put on their Toon shirts as they sat round "as a family" celebrating the good news with the bubbly (not the kids obviously!)

How is dunk these days

[Shaggy]

Update from my Geordie mate… he went out last night and bought a bottle of champagne, brought it home and made his Austrian wife and his 2 kids put on their Toon shirts as they sat round "as a family" celebrating the good news with the bubbly (not the kids obviously!)

They’re a fookin’ different breed. Absolute mentalists.

There was one Geordie punter on SSN last night who said he’d had this bottle of bubbly in his house for four years – waiting for the ideal opportunity to drink it. He and his wife opened it last night!

Dread to think how these crazy, deluded *******s would carry on if they actually won something.

[Dhav]

Update from my Geordie mate… he went out last night and bought a bottle of champagne, brought it home and made his Austrian wife and his 2 kids put on their Toon shirts as they sat round "as a family" celebrating the good news with the bubbly (not the kids obviously!)

at the post above, and the rest of this thread.

I've got a Geordie supporting mate who was beside himself with joy yesterday. He would have preferred Mourinho () but is delighted to have "Special K" () back. Now he's hoping for Shearer to return as well and a dream ticket of Alan and Kevin, or as he calls it, "AK47" ()

[thesilverfoxlfc]

Update from my Geordie mate… he went out last night and bought a bottle of champagne, brought it home and made his Austrian wife and his 2 kids put on their Toon shirts as they sat round "as a family" celebrating the good news with the bubbly (not the kids obviously!)

Dear lord they really are sad

[Maestro]

The Wit and Wisdom of Kevin Keegan (actually deserves its own thread)

"They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different."

"Despite his white boots, he has real pace... "

"You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw... "

"He can't speak Turkey, but you can tell he's delighted. "

"There'll be no siestas in Madrid tonight. "

"...using his strength. And that is his strength, his strength. "

"Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice. "

"I'm not disappointed - just disappointed. "

"The tide is very much in our court now. "

"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose. "

"That would have been a goal if it wasn't saved. "

"I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different. "

"A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm - and it nearly came off. "

"The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game."

"The substitute is about to come on - he's a player who was left out of the starting line-up today. "

"That decision, for me, was almost certainly definitely wrong. "

"I know what is around the corner - I just don't know where the corner is. But the onus is on us to perform and we must control the bandwagon. "

"Hungary is very similar to Bulgaria. I know they're different countries... "

"In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg. "

"The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful. "

"England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none. "

"It's understandable that people are keeping one eye on the pot and another up the chimney. "

"I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time. "

"It could be far worse for me if it was easy for me. "

"Discipline is not only very important, it's crucial. "

"Young Gareth Barry - he's young. "

"Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America. "

"They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that."

"You don't get two chances at this level, or at any other level for that matter."

"You're not just getting international football, you're getting world football."

"Kanu, a guy with a heart as big as he is."

"Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham, and vice versa."

"Football's always easier when you've got the ball."

"They don't come every three days, like they come after this one."

"I want more from David Beckham. I want him to improve on perfection."

"The tide is very much in our court now."

"There's a slight doubt about only one player, and that's Tony Adams, who definitely won't be playing tomorrow."

"We have spent three matches chasing a football."

"It's no longer an 11 man game."

"The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23."

"For some it's the ultimate job, for the others it's the last job."

"I've had an interest in racing all my life, or longer really."

"We managed to wrong a few rights."

"We are three games without defeat is another way of looking at it. But if we are honest we have taken two points from nine."

"He'll also be very dangerous from set-pieces. That means he'll be a threat from free-kicks and corners in the final third of the field."

"Danny Tiatto is not going to make a mistake on purpose."

"I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again."

"You need 88 points for the title and we've got 61 at present with 16 games to go, but if you set targets you limit yourself."

"We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half."

"He's got a heart as big as his size, which isn't big, but his heart's bigger than that'

"Well, if that's true then it would be a big surprise, but then nothing surprises me in football these days."

"You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison."

"Not many teams will come to Arsenal and get anything, home or away."

"Nicolas Anelka left Arsenal for £23million and they built a training ground on him."

"As far as I'm concerned, Danny Tiatto doesn't exist."

"One team with destiny already decided..."

"Maine Road was a great football stadium but as time moved on it stayed where it is...."

[Revo]

hahahaha ****ing cried at some of those

[Marky]

They’re a fookin’ different breed. Absolute mentalists.

There was one Geordie punter on SSN last night who said he’d had this bottle of bubbly in his house for four years – waiting for the ideal opportunity to drink it. He and his wife opened it last night!

Dread to think how these crazy, deluded *******s would carry on if they actually won something.

Indeed, indeed.
They're ****ing crazy, really crazy. Go mental over a signing like you say **** knows what they'd be like if they finally won something.
Comedy gold they are

[Vermilion]

Keegan ****in Keegan, ok good luck to them & all that, but everywhere you look it's KEEGAN, Forget sports radio it's Keegan all the way, bloody hell it's overkill, Mass Hysteria of Geordieness, Geordie Dancers as far as the eye can see, NOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....no tops on....AHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUU UUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....burp.

[Dave Benson Phillips]

RE: deluded geordie fans, was just reading this thread and my mate sends me this cracker on MSN.

Tom says:
berbatov, anelka, keane, adebayor all around 9.2.......... turtle signed owen for that much today

Referencing a fantasy league, turtle being our nufc supporting mate

[Shaggy]

FFS.

Ian Payne is presenting SSN from St James Park, in readiness for Keegan's press conference.

What is it with Sky Sports News and Newcastle ****ing United?