The Crap Footballers Who You Might Have Forgotton About Thread

[Imy]

Quincy Owusu Abeyie
Attilo Lombardo (sp)

Attilo Lombardo he was in the the great palace team with the 'legend' Brolin

[dww]

Who was the blond Scandanavian forward at Boro, around under Robson I think, years ago - played the Kuyt role of lots of running but had a worse scoring record and less ability on the ball?

[Shaggy]

Who was the blond Scandanavian forward at Boro, around under Robson I think, years ago - played the Kuyt role of lots of running but had a worse scoring record and less ability on the ball?

Mikkel Beck?

[Imy]

Mikkel Beck?

that's the dude.

Another to add to the list, Leicester City legend Ian Marshall, the fat tosser scored the winner against us

[zimbo]

Darren Peacock - prototype comedy Newcastle centre half.
Terry Fenwick - out of his depth standing in a puddle after a light drizzle.
Steve Foster - sued by the National Carthorses Union for infringement of copyright.
Geoff Thomas - 'that' shot.
Remi Moses - took Atkinson's United to their rightful place. Mid-table.
Chris Armstrong - rubbish.
Jason Dozzell - worse than Armstrong.

Underachieving imports:
Alberto Tarantini - bombheaded fool.
Alex Sabella - as good as Maradona. Colin Maradona, an arthritic Elvis impersonator from Driffield.
Mirandinha - Newcastle's Brazilian saviour. Wore gloves in September. It was never going to end well.

[Joe King]

Ruel Fox
Gary Faggott. (his name was something like that, I was too young to remember him)

[MrMichael]

Mark Stein and Paul Furlong - oh for the days when Chelsea strikers just made you point and laugh

[Shaggy]

Darren Peacock - prototype comedy Newcastle centre half.
Terry Fenwick - out of his depth standing in a puddle after a light drizzle.
Steve Foster - sued by the National Carthorses Union for infringement of copyright.
Geoff Thomas - 'that' shot.
Remi Moses - took Atkinson's United to their rightful place. Mid-table.
Chris Armstrong - rubbish.
Jason Dozzell - worse than Armstrong.

Underachieving imports:
Alberto Tarantini - bombheaded fool.
Alex Sabella - as good as Maradona. Colin Maradona, an arthritic Elvis impersonator from Driffield.
Mirandinha - Newcastle's Brazilian saviour. Wore gloves in September. It was never going to end well.

I was there for 'that shot' by Geoff Thomas. It will live long in the memory.

Few more:

Ian Olney
Andy Sinton
Remi Garde
Ramon Vega
John Jensen
Mick Lyons
Clarence Acuna
Giles de Bilde
Gerald Sibon
Orlando Trustfull
Regi Blinker

[zimbo]

Mick Lyons

When I was at school, our manager brought him in to give us extra coaching a couple of times. He seemed about 7 foot tall. We spent more time trying to throw mud at his head when he wasn't looking.

Orlando Trustfull

No-one with a name that poetic could ever be completely worthless (he's no Bongo Christ, mind)

Was he at Wednesday as well?

[redmacca]

Darren Peacock - prototype comedy Newcastle centre half.
Terry Fenwick - out of his depth standing in a puddle after a light drizzle.
Steve Foster - sued by the National Carthorses Union for infringement of copyright.
Geoff Thomas - 'that' shot.
Remi Moses - took Atkinson's United to their rightful place. Mid-table.
Chris Armstrong - rubbish.
Jason Dozzell - worse than Armstrong.

Underachieving imports:
Alberto Tarantini - bombheaded fool.
Alex Sabella - as good as Maradona. Colin Maradona, an arthritic Elvis impersonator from Driffield.
Mirandinha - Newcastle's Brazilian saviour. Wore gloves in September. It was never going to end well.

Doesnt he play Billy Mitchell in eastenders??

i always thought thomas repka was a pretty horrific player too

[dww]

Mikkel Beck?

Cheers that was annoying me.

[Shaggy]

When I was at school, our manager brought him in to give us extra coaching a couple of times. He seemed about 7 foot tall. We spent more time trying to throw mud at his head when he wasn't looking.




No-one with a name that poetic could ever be completely worthless (he's no Bongo Christ, mind)

Was he at Wednesday as well?

Poor old Mick Lyons.

Yeah Wednesday had a raft of laughably crap players as their demise kicked in. Trustfull was Dutch, along with Blinker.

[Rich]

Who was that striker that Leeds bought (Dutch as well) was total garbage but then started banging the goals in for Huddersfield (I think) he was truly awful


Wijnhard!?

[Shaggy]

Trevor Hebberd (another who scored against us)
Paul Canoville
Tony Grealish
Cedric Roussel
Ian Nolan

[Guest]

Florin Raducioui