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    #16
    PTP will bang Jordan. Carheex will find it distasteful.
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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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      #17
      Originally posted by freako View Post
      I wished I contacted you earlier, I could have paid you a visit and it would have made up your day.
      You see, fredo, I have faith in you.
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      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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        #18
        Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
        PTP will bang Jordan. Carheex will find it distasteful.
        He'd literally explode with excitement.
        James Philip Milner Fanclub #1

        Curtis Julian Jones Fanclub #1

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          #19
          Craig will get banned only to return 4 months later with a different name/avatar and posting style, the latter of which will last for 2 weeks .
          Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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            #20
            Duncan Jenkins will be appointed as our new Chief Executive. Fact!
            Another MASSIVE game

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              #21
              Originally posted by Stanbull View Post
              At christmas Everton will be trying to sell 1/2 season tickets

              Joey Barton will be back in jail

              Fergiescum will moan about the fixture list favouring Liverpool

              West Ham will get sued by someone

              Platinni will blame Liverpool fans for something

              Blue****e coucillors will try and force a groundshare

              Everton will still be a small club

              Wayne Rooney will be bald & fatter

              Man Ure will play Real Madrid with the commentators wanking themselves silly over the rent boys return to Old Toilet

              Everton will make out they are trying to sign some world class player to stimulate fans and boost season ticket sales knowing a) they can't afford him and b) the player wouldn't be seen dead in a blue shirt
              actually laughed out loud at that one
              Originally posted by Rigadon View Post
              Duncan Jenkins will be appointed as our new Chief Executive. Fact!
              Chicken sandwiches all round in the board room

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                #22
                Originally posted by Shanks007 View Post
                Craig_H will continue to post with the Mancs and nick threads from Redcafe.

                Do you see the irony here?

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                  #23
                  precisely this:

                  dave of mutilation

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                    #24
                    Tottenham will nearly sign at least 4 world class players only to end up with 4 next great british things.
                    _____________________________________

                    Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                    Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by Craig_H View Post
                      Do you see the irony here?
                      Not really..

                      Care to quote?

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by Shanks007 View Post
                        Not really..

                        Care to quote?
                        Quote what?

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                          #27
                          Posters will still ask for a stream to the game when a hundred have already been posted.

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                            #28
                            People will ask to make this thread sticky adding no sexual pun intented.

                            People will also ask links to this thread in separate threads.

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by Craig_H View Post
                              Quote what?
                              The irony.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by Shanks007 View Post
                                The irony.
                                Well - to know what's on Redcafe, you must be viewing Redcafe yourself, no?

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