Things that are guaranteed to happen next season

[lickedlollipop]

Fellaini will still have stupid Afro hair.

[memzey]

Michael Owen will score against us.

Bound to happen.

[DannyMan2006]

I will find out that a transfer has occured this summer at the same time as everyone else, despite being on the internet and watching SSN 24/7.

I will then moan about a lack of insiders and about all the time I've wasted.

I will go through the same process in January.

[Neil Young]

Neil Young will have a sex change.

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Terrorist kitty. Terrorist cat. Hijack cat...Ignore the cat.

Wise words, mate.

[magicalbarnes]

Craig_H will continue to post with the Mancs and nick threads from Redcafe.

You know what i'v been thinking exactly the same for ages. Most of the threads Craig_H starts are directly from Redcafe.

I was going to mention it but couldn't be bothered. But Shanks007, you have taken the words right out of my mouth!

[Craig_H]

Most of the threads Craig_H starts are directly from Redcafe.

Name a few.

Cos you're clearly talking bollocks.

[DannyMan2006]

You know what i'v been thinking exactly the same for ages. Most of the threads Craig_H starts are directly from Redcafe.

I was going to mention it but couldn't be bothered. But Shanks007, you have taken the words right out of my mouth!

Does it really matter if he does?

You also clearly read Redcafe so that's not the problem. And most of the things Craig posts are worth debating so no problem there either.

So if he does or doesn't, who really cares?

[magicalbarnes]

Name a few.

Cos you're clearly talking bollocks.

I can't remember them all but off the top of my head theres this one about things that are guaranteed to happen next season, then the one about Pele's predictions.

There are a few othere aswell, that i can't quite remember. The thread titles were copied virtually word for word.

[magicalbarnes]

Does it really matter if he does?

You also clearly read Redcafe so that's not the problem. And most of the things Craig posts are worth debating so no problem there either.

So if he does or doesn't, who really cares?

No it doesn't really matter.

I also read Redcafe now and again to get a view from 'the other side'

[Shanks]

Dumpstar.

At the end of the day, I suppose it's good to have someone on there fighting our corner.

[Craig_H]

I can't remember them all but off the top of my head theres this one about things that are guaranteed to happen next season, then the one about Pele's predictions.

There are a few othere aswell, that i can't quite remember. The thread titles were copied virtually word for word.

The Pele predictions one was from an email to the link of the site it was on.
I think it was goal.com or something like that. Quite a few things posted on forums tend to come from that kind of thing.

It's interesting how you sound so sure of what you say, yet arent able to come up with more than one example. Conclusive stuff.

[Craig_H]

Dumpstar.

At the end of the day, I suppose it's good to have someone on there fighting our corner.

I dont actually post on there, so unfortunately i'm not there to fight anyone's corner. To be fair though, you probably dont need much help given some of the manc plebs i've seen posting there.

[Mattshark]

We will concede one set piece goal all season and we will be berated as having terrible set piece defence for it. Every other team will however concede a lot more set pieces.

[carheex]

Anfield will remain a fortress and yet we will still be criticised for "zonal" marking.

[Norbs]

We will concede one set piece goal all season and we will be berated as having terrible set piece defence for it. Every other team will however concede a lot more set pieces.

Berrated for zonal marking