Big Ugly Sam Allardyce.....

[Shaggy]

I love those clips

[Craig_H]

YouTube - The Real Reason Sam Allardyce was fired

"I'm big ****ing Sam. "

that's ****ing brilliant. Love the 'electro-tone' voices

[Fredo]

that's ****ing brilliant. Love the 'electro-tone' voices

"Wenger bought Thierry Henry for about £10m and you want to buy Davies, Kevin ****in Davies"

"**** You John, I'm not Arsene Wenger, I'm big Sam, big ****ing Sam"

[Drago]

YouTube - Sam Allardyce Long Ball Sex Symbol

Long ball sex symbol

[Leyton388]

Sams twitter

http://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam

Like a big jigsaw puzzle. A puzzle of hope. A puzzle of dreams. A puzzle of how I'll be able to pay this ****ing Littlewoods catalogue bill.
3 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

Big Sam'a plans may just be about to fall into place.
3 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

So the Inter job is now available?
14 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

Gonna email Nelson Mandela. Only he can empathise with the injustice I feel.
8:29 AM Dec 16th via Twitter for iPhone

Jesus Christ - do Real Madrid not return any bloody calls? It's just so rude.
5:22 AM Dec 16th via Twitter for iPhone

I get the sack and then I find out Taylor Swift has managed to pull Jake Gyllenhaal. The world is a ****ed up place.
9:03 PM Dec 15th via Twitter for iPhone

I might have some more gin. Or make a start on those fancy new shoes I've decided to design. I'm so blue.
6:50 PM Dec 15th via Twitter for iPhone

Just woken up crying again. The wolves are at the door. The missus was fast asleep, groping her own tits. This is the stuff of nightmares.
6:49 PM Dec 15th via Twitter for iPhone

Just had a box delivered to the house. It contains a claret and blue-coloured dildo with the words "Fancy a new challenge?" on it. Hmmm.
1:13 PM Dec 13th via Twitter for iPhone

I need time to reflect on this betrayal. And I'll do this with a ****load of Tia Maria and Eskimo Tube.
11:27 AM Dec 13th via Twitter for iPhone

LOL

[Fredo]

[Joey Jones]

# Like that ****ing bleaching makes the slightest bit of difference anyway. Her ringpiece is like a ****ing tea-stained snooker pocket.
2:59 AM Dec 19th via Twitter for iPhone

# Wish the dirty, inconsiderate bitch would **** off to bed and let me knock one out to MTV Base in peace.
2:56 AM Dec 19th via Twitter for iPhone

# When I close my eyes I see pain and fear. When I open them I see the wife bleaching her arsehole on the sofa while watching 'Grease 2'.
2:54 AM Dec 19th via Twitter for iPhone

[Craig_H]

[Leyton388]

What have Ashley Peacock and Sam Allardyce got in common?

They won't be at the Rover's Christmas party

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Sam Allardyce: "We just couldn't handle Emile Heskey today".
...
That's when you know your team is ****ing ****.

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Sam Allardyce 5 year management plan.
Step 1 - Get a job.

[Buzzo]

YouTube - The Real Reason Sam Allardyce was fired

"I'm big ****ing Sam. "

"when you came in you said you had a few players in mind. Who else do you want"

"I need £6million for Robbie Keane and £5million for David Bentley"

"**** off. Thats it you are ****ing fired".

[-V-]

YouTube - The Real Reason Sam Allardyce was fired

"I'm big ****ing Sam. "

So funny that he has been replaced by a nobody

[Roboklopp]

Fat Sam in the Mirror.

Hahaha that's hilarious! I thought you'd made that bit up.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

Former Blackburn manager Sam Allardyce is wanted by Qatar to nurture their young players as the oil and gas-rich country begins its preparations for the 2022 World Cup.
Full story: People

[Joey Jones]

Chickens jailed over Blackburn Rovers fans' fowl play

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/blackburn-rovers/8227641/Chickens-jailed-over-Blackburn-Rovers-fans-fowl-play.html

Steve Kean, the Blackburn manager, insists the club have a bright future under new owners Venky’s, despite supporter protests which led to police holding live chickens in an Ewood Park cell.

Fans vented frustrations against the Indian poultry producers during Sunday’s defeat against Stoke City at Ewood Park. The chickens, one of which was dressed with a Blackburn scarf, were let loose prior to the game, during which fans chanted “Venky’s Out” and sang the name of the club’s late benefactor, Jack Walker.

Another chicken was confiscated prior to the game having been found by a turnstile operator, while Lancashire Police confirmed that two chickens were detained in a police cell at the ground.

A Lancashire Police spokesperson said: “A cockerel and a hen were released in the concourse in the Darwen End Stand. The chickens were then put in a police cell until they were collected after the game.”

With fan anger rising towards Venky’s following the sacking of Sam Allardyce last month and rumours of transfer targets being influenced by Kentaro, the group who advised Venky’s during the takeover process, fans also attempted to stage a sit-in at the end of the Stoke game. Rovers chairman John Williams was confronted by a small group of supporters.

Having replaced Allardyce with unproven first-team coach Kean, Venky’s has seen Blackburn pick up just a point from two home games.

[Drago]