Andy Carroll - Best Striker in the World

[Rudo]

Ah yes, cos that's where you're going wrong

Not talking about me dude.

[Craig_H]

From elsewhere...

To the tune of 'Sweet Caroline'....

Where it began, I can't begin to know when
But then I know it's growing strong
We lost the kid, (what a c*nt)
No striker till the summer
Who'd believe you'd come along

Hands, holding scarves, through on goal
Scores for me, scores for you
Oh, sweet Carroll 9
Torres never seem so good
I've been inclined to believe he never would

Though i'd change the penultimate line to 'Never knew he was so good'

[Spanishfly]

singing it along to the song now! Cheers lol

[G]

From TLW

We've had Biscan
We've had the traitor Owen
But then we even had Geoff Strong
Bought by the King,-he didn't wait til summer
who'd have believed your hairs that long.

Hands , touching hands, reaching out
Punching me, biting you

Sweet Carroll9, deh, deh, deh
He and Suarez are so good
Goals all the time, deh deh deh
Just like Kenny said they would

[Craig_H]

Can you see the Kop singing the lyrics 'hands touching hands' ?

[Norbs]

Can you see the Kop singing the lyrics 'hands touching hands' ?

'Sweet Carroll 9, deh deh deh'. That deh deh deh bit's going to catch on

[Endless Dream]

Hope his first game is the Wigan match, first match I've been able to get to for years so hope both Lou and Andy start!

[fred_plasticine]

those interviews on lfc.tv always make me smile - they just can't help asking suggestive questions all the time.

[Rudo]

Find them a bit cringeworthy tbh

[Shaggy]

I'm hoping big Andy finds himself a nice scouse bird, maybe settle him down a bit.

Quiet nights in as opposed to going out Clubbing and getting into fights and ****.

Are there any Scouse lasses who don't want to go out clubbing and get into fights?

[Craig_H]

Is Cilla Black single nowadays?

[Rich]

Is Cilla Black single nowadays?

Jeez

[Craig_H]

She eeez

[G]

Can you see the Kop singing the lyrics 'hands touching hands' ?

No.

swap that line for the one in the one you posted and we're on a winner.No mentions of Torres in any of our songs,people might think we're bitter

[kingfunk]

Is Cilla Black single nowadays?

Cilla white is her real name-Fact
Cilla has two vaginas-Fact