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    Originally posted by Nick77 View Post
    If that statement is true than Pele doesn't have a clue about football!


    Luiz Filipe Scolari:

    "I believe that Pele knows nothing about football. He has done nothing as a coach and all his analysis always turns out to be wrong. If you want to win a title, you have to listen to Pele and then do the opposite."

    And this ****ing makes me laugh everytime i read it:

    Ten Worst Predictions by Pele

    10) China 2002

    Pele Prediction: China will qualify for the next round from their 2002 World Cup group.

    Outcome: China finish bottom of Group C with no wins, no draws, no points, no goals, as well as -9 in their goal-difference column.

    9) Spain 1998

    Pele Prediction: Spain are favourites for the 1998 World Cup in France.

    Outcome: Spain humiliatingly dumped out in the first round after losing to Nigeria, and drawing with Paraguay.


    8) Colombia To Live American Dream

    Pele Prediction: Colombia will win the 1994 World Cup in the USA.

    Outcome: Colombia exit the competition in the first round, finishing bottom of their group. Their defender Andres Escobar is also tragically shot dead by an angry fan after Colombia return home.

    7) Argentina, France & World Cup 2002

    Pele Prediction: Argentina & France will both reach the final.

    Outcome: Both countries eliminated in the first round, France without even scoring a goal.

    6) Escape To Victory

    Pele Prediction: During the famous film starring Sylvester Stallone and Michael Caine, Allies star Pele is brutally fouled in the first half by the Nazi opponents. The injured Brazilian claims there is no way he can continue and is carried off. The Allies are 4-0 down, and a recovery is deemed impossible.

    Outcome: Pele returns in the second half and inspires his team to an improbable comeback, even scoring a stunning bicycle kick. Even in fiction, Pele's predictions go wrong.


    5) Ronaldo Is Finished

    Pele Prediction: Ronaldo will never play football again, and his career is over, following a serious injury for Milan in February 2008.

    Outcome: Ronaldo returns in March 2009 for Corinthians, scoring 10 goals in his first 14 games to win the Campeonato Paulista. Rumoured to be on the verge of a national team recall.

    4) Nii Lamptey – ‘The New Pele’

    Pele Prediction: After starring in the 1991 Under-17 World Cup, which also featured Alessandro Del Piero, Pele proclaims Ghana youngster Lamptey as his successor, ‘The New Pele’.

    Outcome: What happens next goes down in football infamy. Lamptey spectacularly fails to fulfil his talent, believing himself that he was cursed by dark forces. The midfielder shifts around clubs such as PSV, Aston Villa, Coventry, Venezia and Ankaragucu, without success, and endures tragedy in his personal life, as two of his children die.

    3) Nicky Barmby - Up There With Zidane, Maldini & Ronaldo

    Pele Prediction: Nicky Barmby will become a world class star.

    Outcome: Nicky Barmby becomes nothing more than an average player, winning 23 England caps, and never even appearing in a World Cup.

    2) Africa Will Rule

    Pele Prediction: An African nation will win the World Cup before the year 2000.

    Outcome: It is now 2009, and an African country has still yet to get past the quarter-final.

    1) Brazil & World Cup 2002

    Pele Prediction: Brazil won’t even get past the group stages.

    Outcome: Brazil win the World Cup.



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      intersting city derby today... if RM **** this up again, they can say goodbye to league title

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        I don't even think a draw will do either. They'd only be a couple of points ahead with a Classico at the end of the month.
        I have one word to offer - honesty. I couldn't be devious if I tried. Joe Fagan.

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          Aye I'm gonna watch this, rooting for Atletico obviously but think Real will tonk them.
          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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            I almost want Madrid to win La Liga, just to annoy you

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              Originally posted by Craig_H View Post
              I almost want Madrid to win La Liga, just to annoy you
              You probably annoy him without them having to win the league

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                "Almost"? You *do* want them to win it don't you?
                Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                  Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                  "Almost"? You *do* want them to win it don't you?
                  Nah not really, i'm not that fussed. For the sake of excitement, it'd be good if it came down to the Clasico.

                  For the sake of amusement however, it'd be good if Madrid won it and Mourinho rubbed all your faces in it

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                    Ronaldo hatcheted in the first 30 seconds of the derby game

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                      What a ****ing freekick from Ronaldo. 50th goal of the season.

                      Atletico 0-1 Real

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                        Great dip on Ronaldo's FK, but I still think the keeper should have saved it.
                        "I will make the boys feel your support"
                        Jurgen Klopp June 2020

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                          1-1

                          Falcao
                          "I will make the boys feel your support"
                          Jurgen Klopp June 2020

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                            Sign Falcao
                            The times they are a changin'.

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                              This game is huge.

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                                FFS Ronaldo with a belter.

                                2-1

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