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  • danperkins
    Martin Skrtel can win a game of Connect Four in three moves
    • May 2010
    • 50412

    #6181
    Originally posted by Zapater
    Around 5 or 6 years ago I met this woman by chance in a restaurant, I used a condom that evening but we had 2 further encounters over the next week and a half. For those, I didn't pad up before going in to bat.

    She seemed a pretty standard 'yummy mummy' type and there was nothing in her character to raise alarm bells. When I was leaving after the final time, she revealed to me that she was a prostitute. I couldn't ****ing believe it, my exterior was composed but I was ****ing furious internally because I was convinced that she would have given me something life threatening. I just barebacked the chick the night before when she probably smashed 5+ guys the same day! I don't think people should withhold that kind of information.

    I went about the next month or so like nothing had happened but couldn't get it out of my head. For peace of mind, went to the doctor and revealed it all, it's ****ing embarrassing. I've got a really flirty friendly relationship with my GP - I suspect she fancies me. I obviously didn't tell her that I spend my spare time smashing off duty hookers and had to phrase it as a 'risky sexual encounter with someone of questionable intent' I had no symptoms so to speak, so the doctor said aids was the only realistic risk. After getting a negative result a day later, I felt on top of the world for the next week. Although it was unfortunate, it was still pretty stupid on my behalf. Seeing that it ended well, I probably got thousands worth of value for free, so there's a plus side too.

    Note: Sorry for taking the discussion/thread further off topic.
    pmsl

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    • Fosterbloke
      Run the Jewels
      • Dec 2009
      • 39095

      #6182
      Originally posted by Zapater
      Note: Sorry for taking the discussion/thread further off topic.
      Sure beats Adam Lallana's farewell meander.
      Was mu

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      • Cormack74
        Paisley
        • Jan 2007
        • 10533

        #6183
        Originally posted by Zapater

        Note: Sorry for taking the discussion/thread further off topic.
        Nah you improved it mate

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        • SB
          3rd Best at Predicting (Last season)
          • Mar 2007
          • 36130

          #6184
          Why have City & United’s match been postponed?
          Me, I

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          • Mark79
            Paisley
            • Jun 2008
            • 11006

            #6185
            Originally posted by SB
            Why have City & United’s match been postponed?
            They get a delayed start because they only finished last season a few weeks ago.
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            • SB
              3rd Best at Predicting (Last season)
              • Mar 2007
              • 36130

              #6186
              Originally posted by Pepe79
              They get a delayed start because they only finished last season a few weeks ago.
              Cheers bud. How many more weeks do they get?
              Me, I

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              • Buzzo
                Donald Buzzworth
                • Jun 2010
                • 67435

                #6187
                They start next weekend

                City have a reasonably challenging first 4 games tbh.

                Wolves A
                Leicester H
                Leeds A
                Arsenal H
                Modifying post.

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                • Irishnev
                  Paisley
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 18294

                  #6188
                  Originally posted by Buzzo
                  They start next weekend

                  City have a reasonably challenging first 4 games tbh.

                  Wolves A
                  Leicester H
                  Leeds A
                  Arsenal H
                  Wow - tough start

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                  • Gray
                    Dalglish
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 4663

                    #6189
                    12 points
                    www.terracehound.com

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                    • SB
                      3rd Best at Predicting (Last season)
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 36130

                      #6190
                      Originally posted by Buzzo
                      They start next weekend

                      City have a reasonably challenging first 4 games tbh.

                      Wolves A
                      Leicester H
                      Leeds A
                      Arsenal H
                      Much appreciated & yeah that’s some start for them. Sets them up well if they win them all or heaps of pressure if they drop 6 or more points I’d say
                      Me, I

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                      • Mr Pink
                        Dalglish
                        • Sep 2019
                        • 2361

                        #6191
                        Originally posted by SB
                        Much appreciated & yeah that’s some start for them. Sets them up well if they win them all or heaps of pressure if they drop 6 or more points I’d say

                        Depends on what we do in the same time- we’ve as tough a start - Leeds, Chelsea, Arsenal... if we can win our next 2 games, I’ll be getting excited!

                        If city were to fall a few points behind, I could see the pressure building and being their downfall- I’m sure the Lyon result of still fresh in their minds!
                        I don't tip

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                        • Fosterbloke
                          Run the Jewels
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 39095

                          #6192
                          The other advantage we have is that the teams City play will have had longer to build up their match fitness. Those four teams are built around pressing and harrying the opposition, could be a long match for City players!
                          Was mu

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                          • RedReet
                            Fantasy Football Champion
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 25265

                            #6193
                            Originally posted by Mr Pink
                            Depends on what we do in the same time- we’ve as tough a start - Leeds, Chelsea, Arsenal... if we can win our next 2 games, I’ll be getting excited!

                            If city were to fall a few points behind, I could see the pressure building and being their downfall- I’m sure the Lyon result of still fresh in their minds!
                            I think playing Chelsea and Arsenal will suit us. Should help motivate the players and shake off the cobwebs.

                            Chelsea hype will go into overdrive if they put in a decent performance tonight after being crowned champions of the transfer window, so I'm sure our player will want to prove a point.

                            Arsenal we normally do well against, but the players should want some revenge for the Charity Shield, as pointless a trophy as it is.
                            If we are all only happy when we are really winning in the end, when your race finishes, what life would that be?

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                            • RedReet
                              Fantasy Football Champion
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 25265

                              #6194
                              Originally posted by foresterbloke
                              The other advantage we have is that the teams City play will have had longer to build up their match fitness. Those four teams are built around pressing and harrying the opposition, could be a long match for City players!
                              Hope Traore is fully fit. City couldn't handle him last year. He had Sterling in his back pocket when playing rwb, then made the difference when moved up front.
                              If we are all only happy when we are really winning in the end, when your race finishes, what life would that be?

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                              • Buzzo
                                Donald Buzzworth
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 67435

                                #6195
                                [ame]https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1307071754481930241[/ame]
                                Modifying post.

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