Manchester City

[SB]

City are like gzillionaires having a party mega party in their massive mansion all by themselves, but looking out the window through their diamond encrusted binoculars and see all the lads outside the local pub all having a boss night.
You've got all the money but you're still a ******.

Youre on the money

[Shaggy]

[ame]https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1523555889600286720[/ame]

[Tribute]

3 point gap and still making pissy comments about Liverpool

"Liverpool has an incredible history in European competitions... not in the Premier League because they've won one in 30 years..."

https://twitter.com/beinsports_en/st...61233096921094

...he's so salty, even his badge is having a meltdown

[Buzzo]

Some amazing scouting from City to identify Haaland.

Makes them, on paper, an even more formidable prospect.

[Tribute]

Some amazing scouting from City to identify Haaland.

Makes them, on paper, an even more formidable prospect.

Hasn't Haaland been a proper sicknote recently? Playing just something like 50% of games... seem to remember seeing a stat where Hendo had played more and that was when Hendo was in and out of the first team and wasn't playing regularly earlier in the season..

Let's hope the Citeh style of play doesn't suit him or his form just drops off a cliff in the PL... much like Grealish and Lukaku this season.

[Fosterbloke]

And Messi at PSG

[Sus]

I read somewhere that, on top of the 60m releaase clause, City had to pay a other 40m in agent fees and a sign on fee to both Haaland and his dad

Wonder why they get so sensitive when other fans bring up their spend...

[Doc_Piptorious]

Hasn't Haaland been a proper sicknote recently? Playing just something like 50% of games... seem to remember seeing a stat where Hendo had played more and that was when Hendo was in and out of the first team and wasn't playing regularly earlier in the season..

Let's hope the Citeh style of play doesn't suit him or his form just drops off a cliff in the PL... much like Grealish and Lukaku this season.

Would be hoping that Pep's form with struggling to fully fit top strikers into his system, like when he has peak Lewandowski,and peak Ibrahimovic, continues

End of the day though, and as top class a player as Haaland is, they are still going to have to lose a player in the centre in order to fit him in as they will not be able to play the same system if Haaland is going to play as an out and out striker for them.

[Buzzo]

[ame]https://twitter.com/magpie24_7/status/1523574077369491456[/ame]

[Doc_Piptorious]

Newcastle fans with their Saudi flags and tea towels on their heads can get fecked when it comes to commenting on other fans leaving a ground early.


Or maybe they are uncomfortable looking at their future selves and are trying to deflect.

Plenty of paranoid not enjoying your own team whilst talking about your rivals ahead of you Toon ****s.

[Buzzo]

Ruben Dias out for the rest of the season now joining Stones and Walker.

[ame]https://twitter.com/skysportsnews/status/1523378753996435456[/ame]

[Doc_Piptorious]

it's on.....again

[Harv]

Newcastle fans with their Saudi flags and tea towels on their heads can get fecked when it comes to commenting on other fans leaving a ground early.


Or maybe they are uncomfortable looking at their future selves and are trying to deflect.

Plenty of paranoid not enjoying your own team whilst talking about your rivals ahead of you Toon ****s.

Newcastle are pretty well supported, don't think you can link the two in that regard. City are a joke

[Harv]

it's on.....again

Walker and Dias are big outs for sure. But remember, Poop is a lying rat, i wouldn't believe a word that comes out of that pricks mouth.

[Alex]

You calling him Poop Guardiola?

Proper retro insult