Everton

[baronvonskidmark]

Probably signing Remy.

[Pablo]

New contract for Ross Barkley. What a fuss over nothing

[RichC]

Barkley signs a new deal zzzzzzzzz

[PTP]

if this was a liverpool player say sterling......we'd all be ****ting ourselves now with conspiracies that we've inserted a £15m release clause should barca come in/we don't make CL

[Leyton388]

IfItHadNaBinFerDeRed****eSigningAnActualNewPlayerL essThanAnHourLater

[Gazzla]

Rumours of a £34m buy out clause for champions league clubs only effective from January. I'd love for us to be all over that in January, superb player with unreal natural ability

[rodo]

to make that big of a deal over a new contract for barkley makes me think they are gonna be disappointed when it comes to signings and this was designed to distract them from not getting lukaku

[Pablo]

Lukaku trolling:



Doesn't mention where he's going to, but "a new chapter" to me suggest a new team he's never played for before.

[Fosterbloke]

Lukaku trolling:



Doesn't mention where he's going to, but "a new chapter" to me suggest a new team he's never played for before.

It could mean that a club is actually going to buy him and he doesn't have to wonder where he's being loaned to next. Could be Everton.

[Pablo]

Everton fans seem adamant they are buying him for £24m.

Surely Everton don't have those sort of funds?

Are they getting themselves into more financial trouble?

I'm not sure Lukaku is worth that to be honest.

[RedReet]

I think that would be a bargain.

And thought Everton fans thought he was **** anyway? I knew it was only because they thought they had no chance of signing him permanently.

[Pablo]

Most Everton fans don't rate him. They all say his all round game is very poor.

Still I'm sure they will all be crowing about it when they splash their entire budget on him.

Idiots.

[PTP]

hahaha

Everton fans on facebook convinced they've got him

like pabs has said tho - most of these were call fat lazy and useless last season

[RedReet]

Most Everton fans don't rate him. They all say his all round game is very poor.

Still I'm sure they will all be crowing about it when they splash their entire budget on him.

Idiots.

And yet I bet most of them idolise Duncan Ferguson.

[Pablo]

How are they going to out-do the Barkely countdown from yesterday to announce it?

Perhaps Kenwright is penning a musical to accompany his unveiling later on this afternoon?