Alex Ferguson - "Rooney is our Pele"

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I always wonder why our scouts never picked him up when he was younge, what with him being local of course.

Unless there's a story behind it which I'm not aware of.

I don't know if this is true, but I heard that we were interested but as an Everton fan he was only ever going to sign for them.

...Although this was from a bitter fan also who insisted there was no way Everton would ever sell him, and being such a huge blue he'd never leave, he was going to be "the catalyst that would help them get back to the top"

Once a blue always a blue and all that...

[Assassin]

I didnt realise that Pele shagged grannies, had a hair transplant or had a poison dwarf for a wife

[magicalbarnes]

The Rooney / Pele debate is currently on talksport at the moment.

[Suarez]

rooneys not white anyway, we all know shreks green

[ronanm]

I always wonder why our scouts never picked him up when he was younge, what with him being local of course.

Unless there's a story behind it which I'm not aware of.

I heard he had a trial with us when he was 10 or something and turned up in an Everton kit. We wanted to keep him but he would only play for Everton or something.. Could be bull

[Arn]

The Rooney / Pele debate is currently on talksport at the moment.

Well, Webb is their best ever player according to a poll they did.

Clicky

[Shaggy]

http://newsthump.com/2011/09/13/kevin-davies-apologises-for-tackling-manchester-united-player/

Kevin Davies apologises for tackling Manchester United player

Bolton striker Kevin Davies has succumbed to public outrage and apologised to Manchester United’s Tom Cleverly after attempting to take the ball off him at the weekend.

Sir Alex Ferguson made his feelings clear as he raged about Davies’ audacity at actually trying his hardest against the champions.

“We knew it was bad straight away – anyone watching could see it was a tackle,” Ferguson fumed.

“It was unfortunate, but we expected it. Someone was bound to be reckless enough to try and tackle a Manchester United player this season.”

“It’s up to the authorities to stamp out this behaviour before it escalates into a Manchester United defeat.”

“You could see in Davies’ eyes that he only had one thing in his mind, beating Manchester United, and that’s simply unacceptable in the modern game.”

Despite showing no remorse for elbowing opponents who do not make any fuss on a weekly basis, the Bolton man has revealed he has contacted Cleverly to say sorry for trying to win the ball.

“It’s the respectful thing to do for a Manchester United player,” Davies said.

“If I did it to some guy who plays for Chelsea or Liverpool I wouldn’t bother apologising, and Fergie would probably send me a nice bottle of wine.”

“Last season Jonny Evans nearly ended Stuart Holden’s career and no-one cared, so I thought it would be all right to try and pinch the ball at some stage.”

“Obviously I was wrong.”

[Roboklopp]

Ha ha @ both.

[Lee]

I don't know if this is true, but I heard that we were interested but as an Everton fan he was only ever going to sign for them.

...Although this was from a bitter fan also who insisted there was no way Everton would ever sell him, and being such a huge blue he'd never leave, he was going to be "the catalyst that would help them get back to the top"

Once a blue always a blue and all that...

I heard he had a trial with us when he was 10 or something and turned up in an Everton kit. We wanted to keep him but he would only play for Everton or something.. Could be bull

Ah thanks guys, that makes sense I guess and the sort of story I expected.

Once a cunt, always a cunt

[Charly]

he blows hot and cold to extreme's

Thats not all he blows...

Why do you think uncle Fergie is saying nice things. Rooney loves them OAPs.

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[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

Sir Alex Ferguson reacted angrily to questions asked by Kelly Cates - the daughter of Kenny Dalglish - during a television interview. The United manager was put on the spot about his decision to play Anders Lindegaard instead of David de Gea.

[Alex]

I heard the questions she was asking. He was just being pointlessly evasive. She basically asked why he started over De Gea, and all SAF could muster was a respose similar to 'Your asking pointless leading questions'

Something and nothing really. Im sure Kenny got a rhy smile out of it though.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

I'm sure kenny did
Maybe she can wind him up all season if he doesn't ban her that is

[Shaggy]

It's so good to know that Kenny gets under his skin so much