De Gea nicked for pinching doughnut

[lfcred]

Pet hate of mine too is when you see people touching and feeling all of the fruit or iv even seen some one taste a grape from a bunch and then just leave lol! i know people want the best but i cant do with it!

[Shanks]

De Gea ate the donut while still in the store, but as he went to exit, he was accosted by security staff – one of whom spoke fluent Spanish – and brought into a ‘stop and search room’, where he was later released without charge.

Bollocks..

Security Guards can hardly speak at the best of times,
let alone Fluent friggin Spanish!

[Exiled_red]

[Gibbo]

they appear have replaced cathedrals as objects of wonder and awe to local folk to the extent that they are so dazzled by the enormity of these temples to consumerism that they all claim that their local one must be the largest in the country/world.

We went to a huge one in Hull and my wife embarrasingly insisted on taking photos of what she called The Wall of Coke - a whole massive wall of the shop was devoted to a displaying cans, another one to packets of corn flakes - presumably the modern equivalent of stained glass windows...

The one in Hull is great, St Stephens

The can isle is actually quite an attraction, I've had to take photo's for people stood in front of it before.

[Helios Creed]

The one in Hull is great, St Stephens

The can isle is actually quite an attraction, I've had to take photo's for people stood in front of it before.

Just to prove that I my life isn't a work of comedy fiction... Unfortunately I can't find the Wall of Coke pic, but here is one of the Wall of Pringles - apparently it's one of the biggest Walls Of Pringles in Europe..

April 2008 - and it may have been Doncaster rather than Hull - we stayed in both on that particular tour of the North.

[Alex]

How do you get the ones at the top

[Neil Young]

I'd like to add that the Tesco Extra in Chesterfield looks amazing from the outside.

It's a modern-day Chartres.

[Helios Creed]

How do you get the ones at the top

carefully.

[Helios Creed]

I'd like to add that the Tesco Extra in Chesterfield looks amazing from the outside.

It's a modern-day Chartres.

and the new b2net stadium next door has been likened to the Maracana.

[MrShawnMichaels]

I'd like to know why Asda have decided on having a giant pyramid as part of their entrance in all their stores. Are they turning Egyptian?

[Shaggy]

and the new b2net stadium next door has been likened to the Maracana.

Hosting Elton John too ....it's basically the centre of the universe

[red g]

I am sure they have done some calculations on cost of staff etc, but surely those self service checkouts are just a licence to nick stuff?? when you put something in your bag and it doesnt scan the attendants dont give a **** and just key your next thing through.

I bought something for £20 amongst a £50 grocery shop and thought it was cheap, checked receipt when I got home and it hadnt scanned.

think i might do it again soon