Manchester United

[Fivex]

Scholes going near full Andy Tate levels of rage at the end here

[Bender]

[ame]https://twitter.com/btsportfootball/status/685910581597962240[/ame]

[Roboklopp]

Clearly thinks Fellatio should be playing up top.

[Chris]

Van Gaal: "How many chances have Sheffield United created? Nobody is talking about that."

Van Gaal: "Sheffield United didn't create any chances, but why is nobody criticising them? I think its unfair" This one cant be real surely?!

[RichC]

Van Gaal: "How many chances have Sheffield United created? Nobody is talking about that."

Van Gaal: "Sheffield United didn't create any chances, but why is nobody criticising them? I think its unfair" This one cant be real surely?!

Perhaps it's something to do with the money spent on the side you put out !

De Gea £18.9M
Darmian - £12.7M
Smalling £10M
Blind £13.8M
Borthwick-Jackson - youth set up
Fellani - £27.5M
Schweinsteiger £6.5M
Mata - £37.1M
Herrera £29M
Martial £36M
Rooney £27M

Depay £25M
Romero Free
Velera - £2.4M
McNair - youth
Lingaard £3.5M
Pereira - youth
Keane - youth

Total cost of that lot for today's match - £249.4M and it was like watching a championship side!

[redmike65]

Louis Long Ball sounds quite like Hodgson did at Liverpool its fair to say. Just as they wanted Roy to stay in charge forever I'll wish Louis a long employment at Castle Greyskull.

[Fivex]

Van Gaal: "How many chances have Sheffield United created? Nobody is talking about that."

Van Gaal: "Sheffield United didn't create any chances, but why is nobody criticising them? I think its unfair" This one cant be real surely?!

Both real

[Fredo]

I think United's problem is the tempo they play in.

[Fosterbloke]

I think United's problem is the tempo they play in.

I think their problem is that they're a bunch of overpaid cunts managed by a boring cunt and treat their cunt fans like cunts by thinking 0-0 a decent ****ing result.

[Bender]

Lazio rejected a bid of 50m euros (£37.6m) from Manchester United for midfielder Felipe Anderson, 22, in August but have not received another bid from the Red Devils, according to the Italian side's director of sport. (ESPN)

[Vermilion]

I think their problem is that they're a bunch of overpaid cunts managed by a boring cunt and treat their cunt fans like cunts by thinking 0-0 a decent ****ing result.

Good innit.

[Fosterbloke]

Good innit.

Brilliant mate

[Yozza]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35282080

Louis van Gaal: Man Utd fans may have left early to beat traffic

Manchester United fans may have left Saturday's FA Cup tie against Sheffield United early because of traffic concerns, boss Louis van Gaal says.

Thousands of home supporters had gone before Wayne Rooney's 93rd-minute penalty secured a 1-0 third-round win.

United were booed off at half-time, but Van Gaal suggested the early exit of fans was not necessarily a criticism.

Asked why supporters had left early, Van Gaal said: "Maybe [because] we haven't scored. Maybe the traffic."

He added: "There are many reasons why someone might leave early.

"When I was looking at matches to analyse an opponent, I have done that also. I leave the stadium five minutes before. You never know what the reason is. You can be very negative. But we are in the next round."

'Be happy'

United did not manage a shot on target until the 69th minute against their League One opponents.

But Van Gaal said that supporters should be happy with the way their team have returned to form with victories over Swansea and Sheffield United after a run of eight matches without a win.

He said: "We have won two matches in a row out of a bad period. You have to be happy as a Manchester United fan that we have won two matches in a row and we are in the next round."

Van Gaal refused to respond to more criticism from former United legend Paul Scholes, who claimed the players looked "bored".

The Dutchman snapped: "What do I have to do now? React to Paul Scholes? Do you want that?"

Van Gaal repeated his claim that it was always going to be hard playing against Sheffield United, who are ninth in League One.

"I think that you always need to take into account how your opponent plays," he said.

"They defended with 10 behind the ball. It is not easy."




He is pure ****ing gold....

[BigChief]

"You won two fcking games in a row, what more do you want you ungrateful bstards!?!"

Van Godgson.

[Yozza]

Louis van Gaal: Some Man Utd games have bored the manager

Manchester United boss Louis van Gaal says he has been "very bored" during some games this season.

"There are matches that I have enjoyed," said the Dutchman.

"And there are also matches where I'm very bored or angry because we are not disorganising our opponent's defence, but that is football."

Van Gaal's team were booed off at half-time during Saturday's FA Cup win over Sheffield United, with thousands of home fans leaving early.

Asked why many fans had left before Wayne Rooney's 93rd-minute penalty secured a 1-0 win, Van Gaal replied: "They are not thinking that we would score, I think, and maybe also because of the traffic."

Van Gaal suggested United fans should be "happy" with their team's current form, despite the fact that they failed to register a shot on target until the 69th minute against their League One opponents.

United travel to the Championship's second-placed side Derby County in the fifth round, but return to Premier League action on Tuesday, when they face struggling Newcastle United at St James' Park.

Van Gaal's side are fifth in the table, nine points adrift of leaders Arsenal and three behind fourth-placed Tottenham, with 18 games left.