Manchester United

[Roboklopp]

Haha.

[Assassin]

I bet there are grown men that do actually think like this though

Absolutely

[EwarWoo]

What a load of Bollox

But it has emerged that Chelsea still own the 'Jose Mourinho' name as a trademark - meaning United may need to pay a six-figure sum for the rights.

They should make use of those rights whilst they hold them and release a line of officially branded toilet paper.

[Yozza]

These cunts are going to spend big aren't they....

[Bender]

Sweden striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 34, has told Manchester United he is keen to join them but wants €15m (£11.3m) per season to do so. (Guardian)

United have held talks with Roma defender Kostas Manolas, 24, and are willing to pay £30.3m to sign him. (Sky Sports Italia, via Daily Express)

Mourinho is also targeting Napoli striker Gonzalo Higuain, who was Serie A's top scorer last season. The Portuguese has called the 28-year-old Argentina international's agent to try to lure him to the Premier League. (Daily Star)

[danperkins]

These cunts are going to spend big aren't they....

yup they are going to spend their asses off, smell of desperation from them.

[Fernandinho]

I really hope they sign Higuain and he flops. Not that I think that he would, but it would be brilliant if he did.

[Gingawaria]

What an utterly cuntish thing to hold up contract negotiations too.

Image rights for ****s sake!

[Kenneth]

These cunts are going to spend big aren't they....

Yes, it's the only way Mourinho knows.

[Vermilion]

Yes, it's the only way Mourinho knows.

fact.

[maxwellbaxter]

He needs to change his name slightly like Andy Cole did to Andrew Cole. He could go from Jose Mourinho to Mr UtterCunt

[baitman]

He should just do a "Prince"

The eye gouging cunt formerly known as jose.

[maxwellbaxter]

Hahaha Good one!

[Buzzo]

yup they are going to spend their asses off, smell of desperation from them.

It will be funny if they pay £60m for the likes of Willian.

[Irishnev]

I know it is only Goal but there are some interesting revelations about Mendes and how he conducted himself at Madrid while Mourinho was there.

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2016/05/26/23933902/man-utd-handing-keys-of-the-kingdom-to-mourinho-and-mendes?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter