Manchester United

[Darkon]

And United apparently took the picture down from their twitter

[Darkon]

And please replace with Rooney from same angle

[Bender]

Lukaku to have his medical tomorrow in Florida...and the deal with add-ons could get to £90 Million

[Bender]

5 Big Macs,5 large fries and some onion rings please and a diet coke
Two McDonald's workers managed a selfie with Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney who was making his way through the restaurant's drive-through.

[Chris]

The look of shame! He knew that was going straight on social media.

[dom9]

To be honest, I'm exactly the same. It is truly the food of shame.

On the rare occasion I go to a MacDonald's in my lunch break (maybe twice in a year), I'll scope out the vicinity of the place, make sure there is absolutely no one I recognise in the area, then scuttle off into the entrance facing the main road (not the shops).

On the way out, I look down, no eye contact, and pray that I haven't been rumbled.

All whilst feeling incredibly hungover and full of self-pity.

It is a low point.

[Lecter]

To be honest, I'm exactly the same. It is truly the food of shame.

On the rare occasion I go to a MacDonald's in my lunch break (maybe twice in a year), I'll scope out the vicinity of the place, make sure there is absolutely no one I recognise in the area, then scuttle off into the entrance facing the main road (not the shops).

On the way out, I look down, no eye contact, and pray that I haven't been rumbled.

All whilst feeling incredibly hungover and full of self-pity.

It is a low point.

[Reece]

Maybe he was just getting his kid(s) a Happy Meal?

[Lecter]

Maybe he was just getting his kid(s) a Happy Meal?

That excuse doesnt work*
















* I've tried it, they always tell on you

[Shaggy]

To be honest, I'm exactly the same. It is truly the food of shame.

On the rare occasion I go to a MacDonald's in my lunch break (maybe twice in a year), I'll scope out the vicinity of the place, make sure there is absolutely no one I recognise in the area, then scuttle off into the entrance facing the main road (not the shops).

On the way out, I look down, no eye contact, and pray that I haven't been rumbled.

All whilst feeling incredibly hungover and full of self-pity.

It is a low point.

I have a weird clinical craving for them when I'm hungover. I must say, the quality of burgers has improved hugely of late. Some of the specials are genuinely delicious.

[dom9]

I'd be more comfortable coming out of sex shop at lunchtime carrying a bag of arse plugs, gimp masks and dildos.

[Lecter]

I'd be more comfortable coming out of sex shop at lunchtime carrying a bag of arse plugs, gimp masks and dildos.

I was coming home from a tennis match in Burnley on Sunday with my youngest daughter and we passed a McDonalds & a KFC, for a brief second I was tempted to stop and mentioned it to my daughter and she was all for it

I wasnt hungover which was probably the clincher as to why I drove on

I cant honestly remember the last time I had a McDonalds, KFC, Burger King must be a few years now

[Reece]

I'd be more comfortable coming out of sex shop at lunchtime carrying a bag of arse plugs, gimp masks and dildos.

Again.

[Pablo]

I have a weird clinical craving for them when I'm hungover. I must say, the quality of burgers has improved hugely of late. Some of the specials are genuinely delicious.

I had one of the Signature burger things that they only have in certain McDonalds last week and it was really nice

[Lecter]

Funny how we have gone from discussing Romelu Lukakus impending move to United, to discussing inane lumps of meat