Manchester United

[BigChief]

Keep it tight at the back and nick a goal through long balls, with Mikhi/Rashford running on and slotting in the loose balls. Gain valuable points and look a genius in Utd fans' eyes. Thank feck Mourinho didn't get Greizmann; with a Hazard type wizard Jose would have been bailed out time and again. Hopefully no one pops up with fluky Lampard deflections either.

I reckon Utd are in with a shout for top 4 with these neanderthal tactics. They will remain fresh as not much running, pressing, or any actual football is required.

[RedReet]

They weren't in the match at all until the bought Fellani on and reverted to type.

[Shaggy]

[Paddy]

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[labourRed]

That first one!

[Paddy]

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[Fosterbloke]

https://twitter.com/espnuk/status/895299979564208129

WTAF? That's gold!

[Fosterbloke]

[dww]

I also said he'd do well for them. I still think so.

He was terrible last night, but he still scored.

I'm pretty sure he'll score lots of goals for them, whilst continuing to be otherwise terrible.

Not many modern day strikers can get away with being a lazy goalhanger, but under Mourinho he should be just fine.

I think he is better with his back to goal than people give him credit for. Mourinho will have to back that with midfield runners though. He seems loathe to trust Mkhitaryan who I think would be great off Lukaku or Martial though.

[dww]

They weren't in the match at all until the bought Fellani on and reverted to type.

It's worth noting that Real are quite a good team.

[RedReet]

It's worth noting that Real are quite a good team.

And I'm sure that's what their fans are consoling themselves with. What excuse will they have when it's 0-0 against a stubborn Burnley or WBA?

[Gingawaria]

Don't get why pundits are still making these cunts favourite for the title?

None of their signings impress me.

All Lukaku will do is replace Zlatan's goals.

Matic is average.

Lindelof is a completely unknown quantity and off his pre-season performances, actually looks to be a disaster area.

How that = Favourites? I'll never know!

[spud_gun]

Don't get why pundits are still making these cunts favourite for the title?

None of their signings impress me.

All Lukaku will do is replace Zlatan's goals.

Matic is average.

Lindelof is a completely unknown quantity and off his pre-season performances, actually looks to be a disaster area.

How that = Favourites? I'll never know!

They've been set-up to play anti football by Jose the cunt.

A big physical ****house team who'll grind out 1 - 0 all season. Will make George Graham's Arsenal teams look like Brazil 1970

[Pablo]

Champions already.

[Tee]

Wouldn't surprise me tbh