Manchester United

[Doc_Piptorious]

Doesn’t he live in Monaco now to avoid paying tax? He doesn’t even get a say then

Yep guy that goes to live in another country whinges about people going to live in the country he left.

[Irishnev]

Yep guy that goes to live in another country whinges about people going to live in the country he left.

Fecking Paddy’s in Ireland should stop moaning about the government

[fidget]

Matt Haig with a great takedown

Dearest James Ratcliffe,

Or can I call you Jim? Or Rat? Or Jimrat?

You told the world that Britain is being ‘colonised by immigrants’.

You said Britain can’t afford it.

Yes you. You who is worth 17 billion pounds yet changed your residence to Monaco in order not to pay your capital gains and income tax.

You.

You who says Reform will help Britain. I hate to question a mighty man like yourself but what are your credentials here?

Ah. You got rich. You used your 2:1 in chemical engineering from Birmingham Uni and made Britain better by erm… buying up chemical plants that BP and ICI thought were too environmentally dodgy. In the 1980s. Yay!

Your money comes from helping make some of the most toxic plastics and synthetic rubber known to the planet, You make the polyethylene plastic bags and bottles that fill the ocean and kill a million seabirds a year. Right now one of your bags will be blocking the digestive tract of a dolphin. Well done you, Jim!
Dolphins are ******s. **** them.

Then you used your billions and helped selflessly support the community by buying a significant share of a little known community football team called, oh, Manchester United. Brilliant. They really needed that. Well done, Jim!

And then you went on TV and said Britain can’t afford immigrants. Immigrants who famously pay more in tax than they receive? Tens of billions? While you pay nothing?

You know this, of course. But you are just hoping the public are stupid enough to think you mean what you say Mr Ratcliffe. And not just getting them to vote for Reform like rats jumping off a cliff? A party that will freely continue to keep you untaxed and for your products to keep killing those pesky dolphins.

You are a true inspiration. Some would call you a cunt. But they would probably be dolphin loving lefties. You represent what Britain truly wants. A government for the billionaires that gives nothing to the public except microplastics and petrochemical fumes and some dystopian lottery fantasy of wealth in place of collective betterment.

Brilliant. Just bloody brilliant.

Or, as a dolphin or sentient human would say, go **** yourself.

[ChesterDave]

Apologies for people being offended is not apologising for being bigoted

Also, I recon Monagasques would prefer to be able to afford to live there and not be priced out by immigrant tax exiles.

[labourRed]

Apologies for people being offended is not apologising for being gifted.

Also, I recon Monagasques would prefer to be able to afford to live there and not be priced out by immigrant tax exiles.

Yeah, that wasn't an apology.

[leftpeg]

Yeah, that wasn't an apology.

It wasn't even close, was it? "Choice of language" is what he's apologising for, not the content.

[badpiggy]

He's a total cunt. A lying, arrogant, ignorant, billionaire welfare queen. A man so proud of his English heritage he won't ****in pay a penny tax there.

[Le Chef]

The new toilet in Trafford park to be circa £3b at current prices, even more if Freightliner get the rumoured £400m. Even at £3.5-£4b I cant see how it makes sense as it would be a £100m repayment a year over 40-50 years in which I can see the bubble bursting. I know the above will include infrastructure costs to be met by MCC but I'm not sure they can commit to that in the current climate

[Le Chef]

Omar Berrada might be on his way out, tons and tons of Middle east interest in them

[Buzzo]

Watching the last 25 mins of the Man U game last night and Fernandez was the best player on the pitch by a country mile. Even with ten men he ran the game, they’d be insane to get rid of him.

[Le Chef]

When Jadon Sancho leaves United in the summer - He will have cost them £1m+ a game - probably the worst transfer ever

[Scratch]

How on earth has the ref decided that is a goal, even after the VAR team recommended an overrule for a clear handball in the lead-up?

[RichC]

It’s hard not to question things these days.

[kingfunk]

What happened to any handball whether it be accidental or not? The goal will be ruled out. Absolute joke. Farcical.

[peterbread]

So that’s two handball goals they’ve had given in recent weeks.

I remember when it was nice and simple then they decided to start tinkering with rules like other sports and it’s gone to ****.