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  • meffin
    Officially the best insider on this forum. Ever!
    • Jan 2007
    • 7587

    #11911
    Now 3rd favourites for the league
    Originally posted by fah-q
    Didn't someone once see Philip Schofield ****ting into a crisp packet?

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    • Roboklopp
      Cuboid Humanoid
      • Dec 2006
      • 30548

      #11912
      They are jizzing themselves like 1980s teenagers over a lingerie catalogue. Apparently we're ****ting ourselves about them now.
      3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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      • Leyton388
        aka liverpooltj
        • Jul 2007
        • 26044

        #11913


        Just saw one newspaper and the back page headline is

        Fourtress: Fear factor returns as LVG warns we will go goal crazy.

        I cant wait for them to come back down to earth.

        QPR they played QPR
        Last edited by Leyton388; 15-09-14, 08:47 AM.

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        • Norbs
          Big Girl's Blouse
          • Jun 2007
          • 42642

          #11914
          Erm, I think they'll be like us from last season. Their forward prowess will mask defensive frailties but they'll be free scoring. They'll not finish top 2, but they've spent a **** load of money on signings who could prove invaluable and must be a reasonable bet for a CL place.

          Hateful cunts had the budget required to buy their way back, IMO.

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          • Roboklopp
            Cuboid Humanoid
            • Dec 2006
            • 30548

            #11915
            Yeah me a bit too. Cunts.
            3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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            • john316
              Dalglish
              • Apr 2007
              • 3596

              #11916
              Originally posted by meffin
              Now 3rd favourites for the league
              - they beat a wretched QPR team and everything is now back on track!

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              • Boogs
                Shankly
                • Nov 2006
                • 5921

                #11917
                Originally posted by Norbs
                Erm, I think they'll be like us from last season. Their forward prowess will mask defensive frailties but they'll be free scoring. They'll not finish top 2, but they've spent a **** load of money on signings who could prove invaluable and must be a reasonable bet for a CL place.

                Hateful cunts had the budget required to buy their way back, IMO.
                I'm thinking the same as you. They will push us for 3-4 position.
                Go **** yourself

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                • ntto
                  Dalglish
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 2965

                  #11918
                  god i hate them

                  came into the office this morning and got so much stick from the utd fans.

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                  • Shaggy
                    Unidentified Rascal
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 135533

                    #11919
                    Really?! They beat the worst team in the league
                    Thanks very much for being

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                    • ntto
                      Dalglish
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 2965

                      #11920
                      I know - that's what I said!!

                      they stopped chirping when I suggested they are the only set of fans content with buying the league

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                      • Shaggy
                        Unidentified Rascal
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 135533

                        #11921


                        Rio Ferdinand: 'David Moyes p***** off the lads by taking away our chips' claims former Manchester United defender

                        Ferdinand left United not long after Moyes but has revealed the damning events that led to the Scot's departure after just 10-months in charge

                        JACK DE MENEZES Monday 15 September 2014

                        Rio Ferdinand has revealed a number of reasons why David Moyes failed at Manchester United in his new autobiography – with one of his faults being the banning of chips before matches.

                        The 35-year-old returned to Old Trafford on Sunday for the first time since he left the club at the end of the season, but endured a day to forget as Queens Park Rangers suffered a heavy 4-0 defeat to a rebuilt United squad inspired by new singings Angel Di Maria and Daley Blind.

                        The match coincided with the release of Ferdinand’s new autobiography ‘#2sides’, which has made a host of revelations on the season after Sir Alex Ferguson announced his retirement which led to Moyes taking over.

                        In an extract, Ferdinand admits that the squad had become deeply unhappy with Moyes’ tenure – and in particular his ban on the players eating chips the night before a game.

                        "It's not something to go to the barricades over (the chips). But all the lads were p***** off,” said Ferdinand. “And guess what happened after Moyes left and Ryan Giggs took over?

                        "Moyes has been gone about 20 minutes, we're on the bikes warming up for the first training session and one of the lads says: 'You know what? We've got to get on to Giggsy. We've got to get him to get us our f****** chips back.'”

                        The former England captain also claimed that Moyes’ decision to play video after video of the opposition and how to stop them had the United squad doubting their own abilities and believing that other teams are better them, given that the Scot wanted to teach them how to stop opponents rather than attack them.

                        “Before every game he made a point of showing us videos of how dangerous the other team could be,” Ferdinand added. “On the morning of a game we'd spend half an hour on the training ground, drilling to stop them.

                        “There was so much attention to the subject it suddenly became a worry - they must be f****** good at this to have us spend all this time on it.”

                        Following the 4-1 defeat to Manchester City – where Moyes famously declared that United needed to play like their Manchester rivals – Ferdinand met with both Moyes and defensive partner Nemanja Vidic. Despite attempting to go through what went wrong at the Etihad Stadium last September, Ferdinand admits that he didn’t have a clue of what Moyes was trying to tell them.

                        "You heard a lot of guys complaining: 'I just don't know what he wants.'

                        “He had me doubting everything.”
                        Thanks very much for being

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                        • Norbs
                          Big Girl's Blouse
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 42642

                          #11922
                          I bet Rio walked around with most of them on his shoulder

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                          • Chris
                            Typing Tourettes is a thing
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 20697

                            #11923
                            Rio Ferdinand is a cunt. And currently one of the worst defenders in the league.

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                            • Muddled
                              Meat Shield
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 25665

                              #11924
                              I thought there were some Shaggy edits present ... but no, Ferdinand is that dense.

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                              • Alex
                                Administrator
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 37058

                                #11925
                                I instantly stopped reading once I noticed his Autobiography was called #2sides
                                *Except Michael, who died.

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