Manchester United

[CJ]

No need to be cryptic.

Comedy source = bendy

[ChesterDave]

Nah. The Metro. Would be harsh to accuse anyone of being worse than The Metro

[Robbie-9-Fowler]

De Gea >>>>> Madrid
Bale >>>>> United

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[dww]

Big game against Cambridge today.

The revenge of Luke Chadwick? They looked a bit rubbish when I saw them over Christmas but I have a feeling they will put in a good performance today.

[Roboklopp]

Cunts.

[Roanmore]

Great nil all draw away in the cup

[baitman]

great for cambridge. a trip to the toilet and some gate money.

[Roboklopp]

Van Galbladder out.

[Vermilion]

lvg's bum will be squeezing itching farting twitching squeeking!?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30948479

[Roboklopp]

lvg's arse will be squeezing itching farting twitching squeeking!?

As long as he fills out a form.

[Vermilion]

As long as he fills out a form.

So long as it's not in English. ( edit: Although, that would probably be more fun. )

[Vermilion]

The natives are getting a tad restless.

"Tedious football"

[Liverpel]

I'd imagine that if their fans got behind their team instead of singing about Gerrard from the opening minute, it might have lifted them slightly.

[Roboklopp]

Seriously? Bunch of small time cunts.

[Liverpel]

Seriously? Bunch of small time cunts.

Yeah. "Chadwick 1, Gerrard 0" right from the start.