Manchester United

[PTP]

anyway -

£15m to me is good price - anything lower would be a bargain - i'd only pay £20m if he was the final piece of the jigsaw, but his needs some approximate reasoning for real-time probabilistic processes

[Lee]

haha - i don't know whether to be pleased or upset at these posts

Pleased obviously.

Does that mean you want to review your valuation?

No.

[PTP]

pleased! pleased! at just being a 'reasonable' poster

Let's get a diaper on this toddler before he starts to walk

[Chazza]

The Manc faithful are not overly happy with Moyes playing Kagawa wide left or the fact he won't give Zaha any game time.

[PTP]

The Manc faithful are not overly happy with Moyes playing Kagawa wide left or the fact he won't give Zaha any game time.

that's because with Moyes, the wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

[Roboklopp]

Haha PTP.

[G]

I'd take Chicarcunto but for less money than they paid for him, whatever that was. He's a good player but he hardly plays so they can't say he's improved and is now worth more than they paid.

No way they'd flog him to us anyway.

[Muddled]

Everybody seems to be picking a stat out - I have not won here or I have not done that. That is one of the good stats [winning five of his first eight games in all competitions - the best start of any new United manager since Matt Busby in 1946] I have not had that many good ones. But that is one of the better ones.

Clutching. At. Straws.

[PTP]

- ridiculous 'good' stat.

[Gibbo]

Mesut Ozil's father says a 'fake agent' tried to sign him for Manchester United
26 Sep 2013 14:17

Mustafa Ozil claims that a falsified representative of his son attempted to strike a deal with the champions before his eventual £42.5m move to Arsenal

The father of Arsenal's record-signing Mesut Ozil, has claimed that a man posing as his son's agent tried to engineer a move Manchester United.

Ozil became the most expensive German of all time when he signed for the Gunners on transfer deadline day for £42.5m.

However, the former Real Madrid player's dad has said that a fake agent tried to move the playmaker to the champions before his eventual switch to the Emirates.

Mustafa Ozil released a forged document, dated August 7 2013, which appears to have been signed by the representative.

However, Ozil snr said that proceedings were underway to bring the alleged fraudster to justice.

"Someone wanted to make contact with Manchester [United] in my name and even signed with my name," he told German publication, Express.

"That is no trivial offence. We will get to the bottom of it. I would have never deemed it possible what some dodgy people venture to do."

The player himself, has made a fine start to his Gunners career helping them to back-to-back Premier League wins over Sunderland and Stoke City with three assists.

[dom9]

First we had pretend ITKs, but those guys have nothing on these pretend agents. How far can this go?

[Muddled]

Pretend managers?

[dom9]

Pretend managers?

That's happening already too. Look at Moyesey.

[Muddled]

You picked up what I dropped down, 6wop.

:highfive:

[dom9]

:hi5: