Manchester United

[topscorer]

Banned to the end of the season. Stripped of Ingurlund captaincy. Colleen's ***** pube hair transplant removed from his head

Nah, Stuckmann will get banned for questioning the integrity of the referee lol.

[ChesterDave]

Treacherous German that he is! Accusing an Englishman, the bastion of integrity, Wayne Mark Rooney of diving.

TO THE TOWER!

[Vermilion]

Someone on Radio now, ex pro, saying LVG has installed a big see through screen to keep the yoof away from the 1st team, a sort of lvg wall!... then Alan Brazil pipes up with....'I've heard that his nick name there is The Imposter.'

Doesn't sound like it's too much fun there at the mo.

[red g]

I'm beginning to wonder if United are a better team than they look. Obviously they are incredibly boring to watch but their seemingly pointless sideways passing does seem to wear teams down and van Gaal does appear able to mix things up tactically to get results.

All this talk of LVG and the great football he plays, This team is like Mourinho and Chelsea first time round ......ie its rubbish to watch but the manager knows how to get results.

He is either a great manager doing whatever it takes to get 4th or a ****ing lucky one.

[BobTheCharmer]

another day, another mention in the papers of this £150m they are going to blow in the summer. No names just positions mentioned. How easy is this make up **** lark?

[Vermilion]

another day, another mention in the papers of this £150m they are going to blow in the summer. No names just positions mentioned. How easy is this make up **** lark?

They've already signed pre contracts with Bale, Messi and Ronaldo.

Oh!! It's easy!

[ChesterDave]

They spent 900bn in the last 2 transfer windows. Sure another 150m isn't necessary

[Roboklopp]

https://vine.co/v/OQbzgnxtOdi

Hahah pen already citeh.

[dizzycat]

It's incredible how quickly they have become irrelevant to most football fans, they barely get a mention in my neck of the woods and a big loss today and no one is in here gloating. Amazing really.

[Roboklopp]

We can call them irrelevant if we finish in the top 4 & they don't. We have the momentum but it's still a tough job finishing above them & Spuds.

[dizzycat]

I was talking in general terms, not in relationship to us. It's almost like Utd=meh

[greenbloodred]

Did these cunts lose or something? **** 'em.

[Vermilion]

At least we have Balotelli!

Shamoon Hafez @ShamoonHafez
Robin van Persie has just left the Liberty Stadium on crutches. Plastic protective boot on right foot. #MUFC
5:24 PM - 21 Feb 2015

Rich Laverty @RichJLaverty
RvP leaving the stadium on crutches. Best news of the day...
5:26 PM - 21 Feb 2015

James @writtenoff_mufc
RvP is hobbling. Have not noticed much difference in his pace to be honest

RedCafe.net @red_cafe
RvP has been a bit rubbish. There's no reason of him being on the pitch.

Rich Laverty @RichJLaverty
I genuinely think I could justify a 1 for van Persie in the ratings.

United Rant @unitedrant
Van Persie barely moving right now. No change there

Alex Nunn @aj_ranger
Van Persie left on crutches. How do you get injured while doing absolutely nothing for 90 minutes?

[Bender]

At least we have Balotelli!

Shamoon Hafez @ShamoonHafez
Robin van Persie has just left the Liberty Stadium on crutches. Plastic protective boot on right foot. #MUFC
5:24 PM - 21 Feb 2015

Rich Laverty @RichJLaverty
RvP leaving the stadium on crutches. Best news of the day...
5:26 PM - 21 Feb 2015

James @writtenoff_mufc
RvP is hobbling. Have not noticed much difference in his pace to be honest

RedCafe.net @red_cafe
RvP has been a bit rubbish. There's no reason of him being on the pitch.

Rich Laverty @RichJLaverty
I genuinely think I could justify a 1 for van Persie in the ratings.

United Rant @unitedrant
Van Persie barely moving right now. No change there

Alex Nunn @aj_ranger
Van Persie left on crutches. How do you get injured while doing absolutely nothing for 90 minutes?

Can you get the boot from Shoe zone ?

[Norbs]

We can call them irrelevant if we finish in the top 4 & they don't. We have the momentum but it's still a tough job finishing above them & Spuds.

I reckon they'll end up 6th