Manchester United

[Chazza]

And he's not very good.

[Bender]

And he's not very good.

Then he'll fit right in

[Chazza]

Daily Mail claiming Zlatan is available in a cut price deal

[Bender]

@SkyFootball: Pedro and Manchester United 'agree personal terms' - a deal looks to be close. More here: http://t.co/cOPzxhnPyZ http://t.co/DzjLeb9hsJ

[Liverpel]

Manchester United new boy Bastian Schweinstieger has given an in-depth interview on his life in England so far with a German newspaper.

Contained within the exclusive interview, titled 'My new life in England', with Bild is the usual stuff top level footballers say - he wants to win the title, playing under Louis van Gaal again is 'exciting' and overcoming the likes of Manchester City, Arsenal and Chelsea will be tough.

But the 31-year-old World Cup winner also gave a little insight into life inside the dressing room of a top level football club.

Recounting the moment he first arrived at the club, his anecdote reads like a scene from hit TV show The Inbetweeners.

"The English have a special sense of humour," he told Bild. "This I immediately experienced in the dressing room. As I walked with two plates while eating, suddenly a team-mate asked me 'Basti, what time is it?' – Hoping I would automatically turn my hand to look at my watch.

"That’s quite entertaining."

[Norbs]

Hateful cunt isn't he

[Chazza]

Chelsea in for Pedro

[Bender]

And Man City

[fah-q]

Manchester United new boy Bastian Schweinstieger has given an in-depth interview on his life in England so far with a German newspaper.

Contained within the exclusive interview, titled 'My new life in England', with Bild is the usual stuff top level footballers say - he wants to win the title, playing under Louis van Gaal again is 'exciting' and overcoming the likes of Manchester City, Arsenal and Chelsea will be tough.

But the 31-year-old World Cup winner also gave a little insight into life inside the dressing room of a top level football club.

Recounting the moment he first arrived at the club, his anecdote reads like a scene from hit TV show The Inbetweeners.

"The English have a special sense of humour," he told Bild. "This I immediately experienced in the dressing room. As I walked with two plates while eating, suddenly a team-mate asked me 'Basti, what time is it?' – Hoping I would automatically turn my hand to look at my watch.

"That’s quite entertaining."

Sounds like a right laugh in that dressing room. :-/

[redmike65]

I think Manchester Utd are starting to discover what it's like when you slip even briefly out of contention in this era of mega-clubs.

[Chris]

The money they've wasted on absolute **** in recent years yet they screw up paying peanuts for Pedro!

[Vermilion]

Chelsea in for Pedro

And Man City

Good tactic by the Russian, just buy your rivals.

[Shaggy]

[ame]https://twitter.com/MikeKeegan_DM/status/633947460285677568[/ame]

[Chris]

"Ended their interest"

Perhaps they need to adjust their policy as thats Fabregas, Bale, Cavani, Muller (oh no, wait theyve started that one again), Pedro, Lewandowski and about a million others they wanted but "ended their interest" in.

They are blatantly going to throw a load of money at someone they cant fit in near the end of the window.

[Chazza]

Be magic if they don't get in another forward but they must have someone lined up.

Either that or the long hoof to Felaini will be getting a regular outing.