Manchester United

[The_weatherman]

They are priceless I don't even know where to start with that Neymar rumour

[Leyton388]

Neymar

Even for United's PR department that's a hard sell to convince their fans that is happening. What next a secret bid for Neuer?

[Shaggy]

They are so desperate to be seen as Real and Barca's equal. Utterly obsessed with the idea of being big.

"WE'RE THE BIGGEST CLUB IN THE WORLD YOU KNOW!!!!!"

Real routinely take United's best player off them. Can you imagine United signing Real's best player? LOL

[danperkins]

Come on Newcastle!! Even a draw would be great to see.

United's PR drive is to try make the world think that they are still one of the elite. They do stink of desperation.

[Bender]

Michael Owen: "I can't remember Tim Krul making a save this afternoon."

Krul made EIGHT saves at Old Trafford.

Genuine MANC IDIOT

[Bender]

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[Bender]

Louis van Gaal speaking after the 0-0 with Newcastle: "We can be satisfied with the performance but not with the result - we were unlucky.

"We did not make the right choices in the final third but we played fantastic as a team. I like these kind of games when we work like this, but not this result.

"The performance was one of the best in my period but we don't reward ourselves and there was only one club that wanted to win and that was us."

[Cormack74]

Really Louis - surely the best chance of the game was the one Newcastle missed near the end?

[Chris]

He's delusional, bless him. If they dont make any more good signings we simply have to be finishing above that ****ty team.

[Jaymo]

He's delusional, bless him. If they dont make any more good signings we simply have to be finishing above that ****ty team.

We really should of last season.

[Bender]

Adnan jizzjazz v Newcastle

[RichC]

Dear oh dear

[Bender]

Rattled
[ame="https://youtu.be/tdoBkFCABmo"]Manchester United 0-0 Newcastle: Van Gaal quiet on Neymar rumours - YouTube[/ame]

[McDermotX]

Adnan jizzjazz v Newcastle

Cunt

[Leyton388]

If LVG keeps acting the cunt to the British press he's going to find out very quickly just how much they can turn on you and go for the kill.