Manchester United

[baitman]

I am comfortable coming out of sex shop at lunchtime carrying a bag of arse plugs, gimp masks and dildos.

can one of the mods please put this as Dom's signature and stop him being able to change it.

[dom9]

Again.

Well, that is what the mask is for.

[BigChief]

Funny how we have gone from discussing Romelu Lukakus impending move to United, to discussing overpriced lumps of meat

Corrected for you.

Being a thin lizzy with good muscle definition I love slowly walking out of McDs or KFC with my burger and coke trying to initiate eye contact with the lardos coming in for their fix. Its for their own good, of course.

[Bender]

[ame]https://twitter.com/TeleFootball/status/883364159584436224[/ame]

[Red_Polo]

Funny how we have gone from discussing Romelu Lukakus impending move to United, to discussing inane lumps of meat

[Ams12]

Lol this made me chuckle when I saw it!


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[baitman]

need aki's head on it, then circulate to everton fans, then watch the purple fume bubble over county road

[rudedog]

That is such a **** beard

[Bender]

That is one ugly mofo

[Ams12]

Ahahahahahaaaa poor stormzy[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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[RoadEnd]

Chelsea have just matched the £75m bid for Lukaku from Utd,

[Deano]

Chelsea have just matched the £75m bid for Lukaku from Utd,

Wow - Should have held onto Benteke for another year.....

[Bender]

£90 Million Deal
[ame]https://twitter.com/MailSport/status/883584700673085441[/ame]

[Roboklopp]

Thought they were getting Greaseman & Tranaldo

[RichC]

Surprised he fancies playing under Maurren again. Money talks I guess.