Manchester United

[dom9]

Haha.

[spud_gun]

At home to Arsenal on Wednesday.

I'd imagine the atmosphere in the stadium will turn posionious if Arsenal do them

[Buzzo]

Paul Pogba, good enough to win multiple titles with Juve, good enough to win the World Cup with France, scoring in the final, good enough for Man U to bid £90m, but also the cancer in Utds dressing room

Maybe Mourinho should look at his own prehistoric man management and coaching style.

[dom9]

Paul Pogba, good enough to win multiple titles with Juve, good enough to win the World Cup with France, scoring in the final, good enough for Man U to bid £90m, but also the cancer in Utds dressing room

Maybe Mourinho should look at his own prehistoric man management and coaching style.

Nevermind that so much.

There's someone in the dressing room leaking all this stuff and it's absolutely fantastic.

Who is the mole? It might even be the gagged Pogba himself.

[Buzzo]

Nevermind that so much.

There's someone in the dressing room leaking all this stuff and it's absolutely fantastic.

Who is the mole? It might even be the gagged Pogba himself.

Yeah, thats a good point.

Amazing really. He has spent like, £300m, and they still look a good 4-5 players short of a strong first XI.

Need him to pick up a stabilising point at least this week to keep him in power.

[Red_Polo]

De Gea
Valencia Bailly Smalling Shaw
Herrera Matic
Pogba
Rashford Sanchez Mata

Subs: Romero, Young, Lindelof, Fred, Lingard, Martial, Lukaku

There are obvious gaps in their potential first XI for them, yeah, but a number of that team have been outstanding if not world class in the past and have simply gone to ****. We need Mourinho to continue the stink in case someone replaces him and revitalizes some of their careers. Win against Arsenal, please.

[Maxiedge]

De Gea
Valencia Bailly Smalling Shaw
Herrera Matic
Pogba
Rashford Sanchez Mata

Subs: Romero, Young, Lindelof, Fred, Lingard, Martial, Lukaku

There are obvious gaps in their potential first XI for them, yeah, but a number of that team have been outstanding if not world class in the past and have simply gone to ****. We need Mourinho to continue the stink in case someone replaces him and revitalizes some of their careers. Win against Arsenal, please.

draw?

think Arsenal will fall away once they have to start playing their first XI in the Europa

[frank the tank]

I think they are likely to win against Arsenal.....but then feck it up and draw against fulham at the weekend. If they get spanked against arsenal and then we send them home with **** all on the 16th, then United could be 20 points behind LFC before christmas and potentially 22 behind City. Surely that would be enough to sack the prick.

Although, i suspect that there is a "if you don't qualify for the CL, here is 500k to **** off" clause in his contract so it could possibly be March before they can get rid of him cheap.

It will be funny when Woodward doesn't back him in the January transfer window too. Mourinho will kick off big time. Ha ha.


I could see them throwning money at Unai Emery in the summer. You can see a scenario where Arsenal try to get him to find the next Lucas Torreria for £2.50 and Emery getting annoyed with the clubs lack of ambition. Especially if he gets top 4 (or wins the Europa) with them. United would throw cash at him - and the fact that he plays good attacking football, is not a cunt to the press and has shown that he can get players playing to their potential would make him the perfect choice for them. Although every manager they have ever had has been an actual cunt.

[spud_gun]

De Gea
Valencia Bailly Smalling Shaw
Herrera Matic
Pogba
Rashford Sanchez Mata

Subs: Romero, Young, Lindelof, Fred, Lingard, Martial, Lukaku

There are obvious gaps in their potential first XI for them, yeah, but a number of that team have been outstanding if not world class in the past and have simply gone to ****. We need Mourinho to continue the stink in case someone replaces him and revitalizes some of their careers. Win against Arsenal, please.

Obvious gaps? That back four is utter dog**** and the goalkeepers form has fallen off a cliff this season.

[Red_Polo]

draw?

think Arsenal will fall away once they have to start playing their first XI in the Europa

Draw sounds much more palatable

Obvious gaps? That back four is utter dog**** and the goalkeepers form has fallen off a cliff this season.

Sorry, they ought not be much better on paper in terms of league position but they absolutely should be performing far better and not ****ing around with negative goal difference. Theie defence is gash but their teamwork and management is dog**** more than anything else.

[spud_gun]

And long may it continue

[Paddy]

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[RedReet]

Oddschecker.

[Norbs]

Wrecked a perfectly decent song

[Fuzzy]

They used all of his **** one-liners, but left out the poetic brilliance that is
"Next Tuesday,
April Fool's Day,
He's the biggest fool in Manchester,
and that is you David Moyes"