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  • Charly
    Paisley
    • Jul 2008
    • 10372

    #25246
    Hes talking about the delivery people?
    In the beginning, Fowler created the Heaven and the Earth.

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    • fah-q
      Touching cloth
      • Jul 2006
      • 16727

      #25247
      Originally posted by Buzzo
      True story, I got arrested when I was 20 on holiday in Greece (Symi). Steaming on multiple sambuccas. Me and a mate climbed onto a massive (MASSIVE) yacht in the harbour, and as we went to dive off it, the feds turned up.

      We dove off, I swam across an international shipping channel (apparently) and they fired a shot into the air (apparently).

      Once I go to the other side I had a slight issue in finding our clothes which were left on the side of the dock fairly close to where the Police were, and had our wallets and passports. Once I did get them and dress, I sauntered casually past the police and met up with my mate and the girls we were with.

      After walking for a bit the Police turned up by us in cars and took us to the station at gun point. This was pretty sobering.

      It turns out the yacht was owned by a Lebanese guy, and he was paranoid about being assassinated... Not amazing news for us. We would be taken by boat to court in Rhodes in the morning. We had our passports scanned and sent to Interpol.

      The event that swung things in our favour was that the Lebanese guys boat was crewed by Turks, and the greeks hated the Turks. The Greek police ended up being fairly forgiving and were enjoying noising up the Turks. However the case wasn't dropped until this local jeweller was deployed to broker a 'deal'. Ultimately to point out that 2 young guys in there early 20's hammered on tons of booze were unlikely to be international assassins.

      This all predated the internet and mobile phones, so it was pretty terrifying and I was very much imagining being front page news in the UK the following day.The relief I felt when we were released after about 36 hours was indescribable.



      Oh to be young again.

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      • Fredo
        Not to be taken seriously
        • Aug 2010
        • 35173

        #25248
        I guess he meant FedEx
        Are we winning?

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        • badpiggy
          Special Kind of Scum
          • Nov 2006
          • 14174

          #25249
          Originally posted by Buzzo
          True story, I got arrested when I was 20 on holiday in Greece (Symi). Steaming on multiple sambuccas. Me and a mate climbed onto a massive (MASSIVE) yacht in the harbour, and as we went to dive off it, the feds turned up.

          We dove off, I swam across an international shipping channel (apparently) and they fired a shot into the air (apparently).

          Once I go to the other side I had a slight issue in finding our clothes which were left on the side of the dock fairly close to where the Police were, and had our wallets and passports. Once I did get them and dress, I sauntered casually past the police and met up with my mate and the girls we were with.

          After walking for a bit the Police turned up by us in cars and took us to the station at gun point. This was pretty sobering.

          It turns out the yacht was owned by a Lebanese guy, and he was paranoid about being assassinated... Not amazing news for us. We would be taken by boat to court in Rhodes in the morning. We had our passports scanned and sent to Interpol.

          The event that swung things in our favour was that the Lebanese guys boat was crewed by Turks, and the greeks hated the Turks. The Greek police ended up being fairly forgiving and were enjoying noising up the Turks. However the case wasn't dropped until this local jeweller was deployed to broker a 'deal'. Ultimately to point out that 2 young guys in there early 20's hammered on tons of booze were unlikely to be international assassins.

          This all predated the internet and mobile phones, so it was pretty terrifying and I was very much imagining being front page news in the UK the following day.The relief I felt when we were released after about 36 hours was indescribable.



          Oh to be young again.


          You've noticeably glossed over the time actually spent in a Greek prison
          Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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          • rodo
            Shankly
            • Aug 2006
            • 9708

            #25250
            [ame]https://twitter.com/AndyRobsonTips/status/1298299256088997891[/ame]
            Oh I say his vision there was lovely

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            • Buzzo
              Donald Buzzworth
              • Jun 2010
              • 67435

              #25251
              Originally posted by badpiggy


              You've noticeably glossed over the time actually spent in a Greek prison
              We never actually got put in cells. Just in interview rooms. Fortunately the resolution came before we were taken to Rhodes.

              We were so wasted as well. I do recall that when we were taken for questioning I could here them interviewing my mate so our lack of story was sorted as I could hear what was being said.

              Another fly in the ointment was the boat was registered in Guernsey (tax I guess) and we both had Guernsey passports which added to the Lebanese paranoia.

              FFS

              Was a mental day.
              Modifying post.

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              • Sus
                Dalglish
                • Jul 2006
                • 3637

                #25252
                what a brilliant video

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                • McDermotX
                  Paisley
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 35360

                  #25253
                  Massive, massive ****

                  "I will make the boys feel your support"
                  Jurgen Klopp June 2020

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                  • Buzzo
                    Donald Buzzworth
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 67435

                    #25254
                    He’s showing total disrespect for the justice system on Greece - I don’t think it’s a good look, or likely to play out well for him.
                    Last edited by Buzzo; 26-08-20, 07:22 AM.
                    Modifying post.

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                    • Fivex
                      The Wisp
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 23867

                      #25255
                      So no more USA trips for him I guess
                      Hello mert.

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                      • Exiled_red
                        Paisley
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 55280

                        #25256
                        Originally posted by Buzzo
                        He’s showing total disrespect for the justice system on Greece - I don’t think it’s a good look, or likely to play out well for him.
                        What is he doing/saying? (other than the attempted bribes )
                        The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                        • Roboklopp
                          Cuboid Humanoid
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 30548

                          #25257
                          Originally posted by McDermotX
                          Massive, massive ****

                          Looks like Scum have themselves a deep thinker as a captain.






                          The Joey Barton kind of deep thinker
                          3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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                          • RedAndWhite
                            Dalglish
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 4140

                            #25258
                            Originally posted by McDermotX
                            Massive, massive ****

                            You could easily hide the first two behind his forehead.

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                            • McDermotX
                              Paisley
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 35360

                              #25259


                              As the Buddha himself would more than likely say, nail 'im to the ****ing wall.
                              "I will make the boys feel your support"
                              Jurgen Klopp June 2020

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                              • Mr Pink
                                Dalglish
                                • Sep 2019
                                • 2361

                                #25260
                                Haha I didn’t realize he’s a Buddhist, now!!

                                Although, didn’t Buddha also write “Precept #5” (not to be confused with Lou Bega’s “Mambo #5”)

                                Precept #5: I observe, refraining from taking any intoxicant
                                I don't tip

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