Manchester United

[Rafa Justice]

https://twitter.com/CBSSportsGolazo/...61944637263872

2 minutes 30 seconds and not one close up of Kate Abdo [emoji35]

She was right there ffs.

[badpiggy]

https://twitter.com/FrankKhalidUK/status/1503994692425457667

That is mesmerising. I can't stop looking at it. It's like a mini-play. Maguire headbutts his own player who throws himself to the ground and then it actually looks like Maquire pulls the other guys hand to slap his own head in a kind of reverse big-brother-makes-little-brother-slap-himself routine and then the expression on Maguire's face followed by the flop-forward of his hair. It's genius. They're actual comedy gold.

[Charly]

Its proper 3 stooges slapstick.

There is so much going on in there.

Pure genius!

[Buzzo]

Its proper 3 stooges slapstick.

There is so much going on in there.

Pure genius!

They’d have got a pen for that back in the day.

[Irishnev]

Scumbags

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[Kenneth]

Yeah, horrible.

[vlahka]

Not good. But how come these players dont spend 1 weeks worth of pay to hire security for a year. Lord knows I'd even slpurge 2 weeks of pay and double up for fun!

[Saveloy]

Not good. But how come these players dont spend 1 weeks worth of pay to hire security for a year. Lord knows I'd even slpurge 2 weeks of pay and double up for fun!

Or even just for matchdays.

Surely the clubs can offer it instead - they do all manner of other stupid **** like having club concierge support for players who need to change a light bulb or pay their council tax.

[baitman]

Good excuse for him to leave manchester with a clear conscience.

[Mr Pink]

That’s awful stuff, happened so many players, that it’s crazy that they don’t have security…

Unclear from the message, whether there was anyone there minding the kids..

[Buzzo]

He would have more than burglars to worry about if there wasn’t - social services.

[Alex]

Not good. But how come these players dont spend 1 weeks worth of pay to hire security for a year. Lord knows I'd even slpurge 2 weeks of pay and double up for fun!

A lot of them spend time in gated communities. But they shouldn't need too. Its rife with players being on TV, the scum know the house is empty.

I dont think its fair to blame Pogba here.

[Shaggy]

Wrighty nailing the Rashford thing...

[ame]https://twitter.com/IanWright0/status/1504399445731037185[/ame]

[Fredo]

Ian Wright is ****ing class, I like him a lot.

As for Rashford, if he played under Klopp, he'd be a world beater.

[baitman]

You gotta love Ian wright, such a genuine guy.