Manchester United

[danperkins]

But the problem is, they need more money to spend!!! More!!!

It's uncanny the way they keep buying these disruptive players every season, kinda bizarre really. Also, just to put it out there, I'd love to punch Bruno Fernandes in the face.

[Assassin]

But the problem is, they need more money to spend!!! More!!!

It's uncanny the way they keep buying these disruptive players every season, kinda bizarre really. Also, just to put it out there, I'd love to punch Bruno Fernandes in the face.

They appear to do little or no background checks on players. Bizarre with the amounts of money they splash around. Long may it continue

Just to put it out there. There’s a long queue waiting to re-arrange the aforementioned’s face

[SB]

https://twitter.com/AlternativeMUFC/...48511025099012

[Rigadon]

[SB]

[Buzzo]

Yeah that Bayern game is feeling like a ‘must watch’.

[Irishnev]

They might do well as they’ll defend deep and play on the break - I hope they win tbh

[danperkins]

seen it yesterday brilliant

[John Barnes]

Oh that's very creepy and disturbing

[SB]

Oh that's very creepy and disturbing

It certainly is.

[Deano]

Lots of leaks coming out about the dressing room rows, Maguire stomping away, almost reminds me of when Ole was getting fired....

[frank the tank]

Ten Haagen-Dazs complaining that he has never been able to play his best team since he joined...... Does have a feel of the beginning of the end for this guy.

Cmon Burnley on Sat night ha ha

[rudedog]

They are the gift that keeps on giving

[spud_gun]

If they do get rid of Ten Haag i'd love to be a fly on the wall with prospective managers when it's explained that they can't afford to offload the likes of Anthony, Casemiro & Martinez and that's before McGuire or Sancho are even mentioned.

For all the 'clearing of deadwood' that ETH has done since he arrived he hasn't has half bought some absolute ****e

[Shaggy]

Speaking to The Athletic, Solskjaer was full of praise for the Liverpool side he came up against while in the Man United hot seat and even suggested that Klopp had created a better version of the all-conquering 1980s team.

“Those City and Liverpool teams were the best that their clubs, with fantastic managers, have ever had,” said Solskjaer.

“I know that’s a bold statement because Liverpool were so good in the ’80s, but they were a fantastic side under Jurgen Klopp.”

“In my last season, we played Liverpool at home. I felt the players were ready for it, just like I’d felt they were ready when we’d gone to City and won,” he continued.

“We could have sat back and countered but my decision was to go for it. We lost 5-0. It was 50/50, more or less, in possession and chances at half-time, yet we were 4-0 down.

“I made the wrong decision and that was my lowest point as United manager by a mile. Roberto Firmino was probably the opposition player who caused me the most problems as a manager.”

The Norwegian went on to describe the inner turmoil he went through following that Old Trafford annihilation.

"I was very depressed. I got in my car and drove to the Trafford Centre to hit the Namco Funscape arcades and blow off some steam. With 18 bowling lanes, more than 100 arcade games, and Europe's fastest dodgems, it's a great place to take your mind off any problems. Some guy on the dodgems seemed to have a vendetta against me and kept ramming into me on purpose. He was probably a pissed off United fan and I couldn't really blame him, to be honest."