Chelsea

[Doc_Piptorious]

Doesn't sound that dissimilar to Guardiola, when you lay it out like that, just with less money over the years

Think Tuchel is worse than Guardiola at the man management and just being a human side of things.


Guardiola comes across as an entitled humourless ****.


Tuchel gives off furniture made from the bones of victims vibes.


If Tuchel could figure out how to pretend like he gives a toss about humans for a sustained period of time, he would be a brilliant all round manager imo.

He also gives off vibes of being highly intelligent.


Not trying to be funny but I am also convinced Tuchel is on the spectrum. Does not stand out as much when he is speaking in English, but when he speaks in German the way he uses some words and the way he puts sentences together stands out at times.

It is not a Swabian thing either as that, along with the main dialects of Baden-Wurttemberg and Bavaria, is my wheelhouse when it comes to the German dialects, and the likes of Klopp speaking in German ( he has kept a very obvious Baden-Wurttemberg accent, specifically one from near Stuttgart ) does not share any of the tics that stand out for me when listening to Tuchel.

Plus Klopp's German has changed a bit if you listen to interviews with him from his time at Mainz, Dortmund and house. He still sounds like he is from Stuttgart, and you can also hear changes to his accent where it broadens or tightens but he has none of the tics Tuchel has.

Tuchel's accent changes a bit depending on where he is working, but those tics remain constant.

[Harv]

Tuchel for me is an excellent coach. He excels tactically, is very good at countering the tactics of elite managers, very good at knowing what he wants to happen with a team and how to lay all that out.


However he seems to be awful at the human side of sport. Really poor at man managment and seems to lack empathy when it comes to talking about other human beings at times.

If he was managing a team of emotionless drones, his teams would be unstoppable.

The biggest challenge to Tuchel is Tuchel.

Great coach, ****ing souless serial killer of a human being.

I reckon he would be awesome at the old FM games.

This! Ive said it before, there is just something about him. I wouldn't at all be surprised if it comes out in the future that he's a serial killer and dines on human brain with a nice Chianti after matches

[Harv]

Think Tuchel is worse than Guardiola at the man management and just being a human side of things.


Guardiola comes across as an entitled humourless ****.


Tuchel gives off furniture made from the bones of victims vibes.


If Tuchel could figure out how to pretend like he gives a toss about humans for a sustained period of time, he would be a brilliant all round manager imo.

He also gives off vibes of being highly intelligent.


Not trying to be funny but I am also convinced Tuchel is on the spectrum. Does not stand out as much when he is speaking in English, but when he speaks in German the way he uses some words and the way he puts sentences together stands out at times.

It is not a Swabian thing either as that, along with the main dialects of Baden-Wurttemberg and Bavaria, is my wheelhouse when it comes to the German dialects, and the likes of Klopp speaking in German ( he has kept a very obvious Baden-Wurttemberg accent, specifically one from near Stuttgart ) does not share any of the tics that stand out for me when listening to Tuchel.

Plus Klopp's German has changed a bit if you listen to interviews with him from his time at Mainz, Dortmund and house. He still sounds like he is from Stuttgart, and you can also hear changes to his accent where it broadens or tightens but he has none of the tics Tuchel has.

Tuchel's accent changes a bit depending on where he is working, but those tics remain constant.

He's Catalan. They're born with a chip on their shoulder

[Doc_Piptorious]

He's Catalan. They're born with a chip on their shoulder

The technical term is prick.

[Pablo]

I think the actual term is patatas fritas

[Doc_Piptorious]

I think the actual term is patatas fritas

Yes please as long as there is cheese on top.

[SB]

This! Ive said it before, there is just something about him. I wouldn't at all be surprised if it comes out in the future that he's a serial killer and dines on human brain with a nice Chianti after matches

So he won’t be dining on any of their fans then

[Irishnev]

Lethal

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[SB]

Lethal

https://twitter.com/sportbible/statu...22380406571009

He should go & buy a lottery ticket but he might have used all of his luck already

[Rafa Justice]

Lethal

https://twitter.com/sportbible/statu...22380406571009

Looked thrilled.

[Irishnev]

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The Dumfries one doesn’t make sense until James will play as a RCB

[Doc_Piptorious]

https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/s...64563153297411

The Dumfries one doesn’t make sense until James will play as a RCB

Which also would make no sense given how effective he is in their system as a RWB or RB.

[red g]

Kepa and Werner going out on loan apparently, Add in Lukaku and thats some waste of £200million

[Sus]

I do wonder how Werner would have gone if he'd joined us - his speed means he ideally needs space to run into. Finding that space against low block teams would have been as much of a challenge for us as it was for Chelsea, so part of me feels like he would have better suited the 2017/18 Liverpool, similar to Keita.

But we were already moving away from that style when he was scouted, so wonder if our team saw something else in him that suggested he would still be effective in tight spaces

[Bender]

Chelsea have held talks with RB Leipzig about forward Timo Werner returning to the Bundesliga club on loan.
However, Werner's salary could be an obstacle in the way of any move.
Source:bbc