The Real, Actual Joe Cole [Coventry City]

[Sarb]

I, for one, wasn't happy because we passed up Van der Vaart to sign Cole - a better player on less wages. Thanks, Cecil.



When you think that a "classic" #10 is known for their brains and ingenuity - it instantly doesn't make sense. All he does is pick up the ball, run into trouble and then wheeze because he smoked too many before the match.

Hack.

[Captain Stu]

Let's be honest, the last image of Joke Hole as a Liverpool player will be this:

[Sarb]

Let's be honest, the last image of Joke Hole as a Liverpool player will be this:

I got quite annoyed when Brendan kept saying he was a good kid who never caused a ruck because he wasn't playing. It's pretty obvious he was happy just to turn up and train for a couple of hours, get his huge salary and have a weekend off. Useless piece of ****e

[Alex]

Think there is some revisionism going on here. As I said he was Chelsea Player of the Year in 2008. When we signed him we could have done with that player. It wasnt to be, he turned out to be totally ****. But to say you knew he would be a load of wallop when we signed him seems off too me. Not saying your a liar obviously.

[Captain Stu]

Think there is some revisionism going on here. As I said he was Chelsea Player of the Year in 2008. When we signed him we could have done with that player. It wasnt to be, he turned out to be totally ****. But to say you knew he would be a load of wallop when we signed him seems off too me. Not saying your a liar obviously.

DON'T CALL ME A LIAR!!!!





The Joe Cole who won that award was finished as soon as he did his cruciate, you could see that he was never coming back from it and that's one of the reasons why Chelsea were so willing to let him go.

[Alex]

I thought Chelsea wanted to resign him?

[Pablo]

So we can all agree again that he's a cunt?

[Maxiedge]

Wow, he comes across as a right idiot.

How does our mentality of thinking we're the most succesful club in history put you off playing your game??? If anything you should step it up. Bollox excuse.

[RedReet]

We are hardly Nottingham Forest though are we. We are the most successful club in this country and one of the most successful in Europe. He's talking out his fat arse

I'm not defending him. I'm just pointing out that them inteviews with Claire O'Rourke are embarassing.

[Captain Stu]

So we can all agree again that he's a cunt?

[Tee]

I'm not defending him. I'm just pointing out that them inteviews with Claire O'Rourke are embarassing.

I agree, they are. And they are relentless, like everytime they interview Luis they throw that one in and he says how this is his dream etc etc.

[Lee]

Blimey.

Always respected Cole but this interview is disappointing to say the least.

[Gray]

Poor fella must have been knackered after that interview.

[Sarb]

Poor fella must have been knackered after that interview.

He was probably puffing on a Benson and Hedges whilst giving it. Ultimate professional

[RichC]

Always kind of let Cole off to a point due to him appearing like he'd kept his head down and not complained like others at the time.

Very disappointing to read that really.