Footballing Clichés

[Tee]

"The theatre of dreams" ****. Off. with that ****.

[Imy]

Decisions even themselves out during the course of a season

[Tee]

[Imy]

[SK]

[Lee]

Oh Tee.

[magicalbarnes]

I hate any quote fergie does, and its then taken as an official footy term from that moment on such as squeaky bum time or the hair dryer.

A couple of weeks ago the mancs were due to play stoke and fergie referred to stoke as a big team, calling them 'the jolly green giants' in his friday press conference. That weekend i heard it at least 3 times in commentry, and they were chuckling about fergies great sense of humour. What a **** ****ing joke!!

[Daniel 7]

"Do a Devon Loch"

Its a reference form the ****ing fifties or whenever.

[Shaggy]

That was a particular issue when Rafa was a manager - really got my goat.

Happened at the weekend with AVB too. Got booed at WHL again. My Spurs mate was saying "he's got to stop being so stubborn and start pairing Adebayor with Defoe for home games against weaker teams - otherwise OUT"

[peekay]

There used to be this "pundit" on ESPN or FSC over here who always used to say "Zones dont score goals" whenever we conceded under Rafa.

[Shaggy]

Hoddle and many others say that too...."I've never seen a zone score a goal".

[rodo]

super sunday
monday magic
table topping tuesday
wonderful wednesday
terrific thursday
fantastic friday
spectacular saturday

and all the other ****e phrases sky use for there games when in reality its a mid table clash between fulham and west brom with **** all at stake

[Joey Jones]

Jamie Redknapp has just said about Wanyama "he's been putting fires out all over the pitch".

[Muddled]

[Muddled]

'Six inches the other side of the post and that's a goal'

No. ****.