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    'Michael! Stop slouching and sit up straight!'

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      Every game is a cup final
      The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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        Typical cup tie
        The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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          "The game is a real 6 pointer" - since when were 6 points avoided for a game?
          My kebab comes with chilli sauce

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            Attack is the best form of defence.

            If that's the case why do so many sides pack men behind the ball
            The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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              Originally posted by saj View Post
              That is a ******* of cliche's - I hate it. I'm sure a cold night in Antarctica, Russia, Scotland or ****ing anywhere would be far worse than in Stoke
              You've obviously never been to Stoke.

              Its a ****ing **** hole, it really is. Half the town looks like its still waiting for aid from the Marshall Plan
              Football without Origi is nothing

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                Originally posted by ChesterDave View Post
                You've obviously never been to Stoke.

                Its a ****ing **** hole, it really is. Half the town looks like its still waiting for aid from the Marshall Plan
                The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                  He knows where the goal is.
                  That rug really tied the room together.

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                    He's not that kind of player
                    The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                      'midfield terrier'

                      'cultured left foot'

                      'poor feet for a little man'

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                        He draws the foul
                        The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                          'Nothing in this game for two in a bed'

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                            Six pointer...

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                              "should have scored there"

                              no **** Sherlock

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                                Originally posted by Icon View Post
                                Six pointer...
                                I've never understood that one. I must be thick though, cos the pundits all say it with such conviction.

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