Footballing Clichés

[Leyton388]

It's a Paul scholes tackle!

[Mattshark]

"The Arsenals and Liverpools of this world"

Well, for one you could just say the clubname, there's only one, not multiple.

Two, I doubt whether the Liverpools or Arsenals on other worlds are any better. I mean, I have never even heard of Arsenal from Jupiter.

There is an Arsenal in Argentina and a Liverpool in Uruguay tbf.

[Shaggy]

He's not that kind of player

Gets me every time. Is there anyone who *is* that kind of player? Looking forward to a manager one day saying "Oh yes he is exactly that kind of player, I think he was hoping to break the lad's leg and he's very disappointed he wasn't able to do that".

Also this BS we're seeing about Suarez at the moment - "if Liverpool didn't have Suarez they'd be bottom!". Er, what? If we didn't have him, we wouldn't play with 10 ****ing men. We'd have someone else and the games would unfold differently. As it is, he does play for us, we bought him, that's why you buy good players. Just what is the point in all this bull****?

[Kenneth]

its getting like RAWK in here

[Tee]

Gets me every time. Is there anyone who *is* that kind of player? Looking forward to a manager one day saying "Oh yes he is exactly that kind of player, I think he was hoping to break his leg and he's very disappointed he wasn't able to do that".

Also this BS we're seeing about Suarez at the moment - "if Liverpool didn't have Suarez they'd be bottom!". Er, what? If we didn't have him, we wouldn't play with 10 ****ing men. We'd have someone else and the games would unfold differently. As it is, he does play for us, we bought him, that's why you buy good players. Just what is the point in all this bull****?

Really ****ing grates me as well. Where the **** would Scum be without RVP? No-one bothers saying that do they.

[saj]

Really ****ing grates me as well. Where the **** would Scum be without RVP? No-one bothers saying that do they.

That's cos they have the little Pea ******* and Shrek although Shrek isn't doing too much these days

[BillobShaisley]

"The Arsenals and Liverpools of this world"

Well, for one you could just say the clubname, there's only one, not multiple.

Two, I doubt whether the Liverpools or Arsenals on other worlds are any better. I mean, I have never even heard of Arsenal from Jupiter.

Unless you are actually referring to the Uruguayan variants as well!

[Frenchie]

There is an Arsenal in Argentina and a Liverpool in Uruguay tbf.

Tru dat...screws up my programming of Mexican Sky+ for all Liverpool games...I've watched some cracking Liverpool Uruguay games mind

[Frenchie]

That's cos they have the little Pea ******* and Shrek although Shrek isn't doing too much these days

[RedReet]

That's cos they have the little Pea ******* and Shrek although Shrek isn't doing too much these days

Who on here was it argued that he'd easily get 20+ league goals this year despite the fact he's yet to do that in his career?

[dww]

Who on here was it argued that he'd easily get 20+ league goals this year despite the fact he's yet to do that in his career?

He's got 20+ league goals twice in his career according to wiki - including last season.

[RedReet]

Maybe it was 30. Will have to look for that post.

[Alex]

Thats another one.

"He's a 20 goal a season striker" People say that all the time. Especially about Owen. Who actually only ever made 19!

[RedReet]

Dupe

[Tee]

"Must win game"

Aren't they all?

Sorry if this has been posted earlier!